Tag: Bachelor
Depleted Bachelor Chases One Last Sugar Hit By Devouring Last Discount Bunny In Servo Bargain Bin — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor has decided to drill himself further into a pre-diabetic coma this morning as he enjoys one last chunk…
Bachelor Upgrades Steak Leftovers Into Japanese Teppanyaki By Adding Squirt Of Sesame Dressing — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man who hasn’t had a girlfriend in a couple of years has offered some culinary tips to The Advocate…
Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash attachments that clearly states the name of…
Modern Journalism Degree Covers Correct Bachelor Recapping Practices — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the fact that most parents would prefer their kids get into policing or porn, many high school leavers are choosing to study…
Local Bachelor Freshens Up 3 Day Old Tikka Masala with Healthy Squirt of Sweet Chilli Sauce — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s longest serving bachelors is spicing things up in the kitchen tonight, as he looks to revitalise some leftovers…
Resourceful Bachelor Saves Money On Chewing Gum By Going To Town On His Hoodie Drawstrings Instead — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke has this week been able to successfully curb his chewing gum habit by finding a suitable, albeit, less tasty replacement, with…
Local Bachelor En Route To First Date Googles a Quick Refresher On Star Signs — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most eligible bachelors is doing some quick-fire research this afternoon, taking a brief astrology lesson before a first…