Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A couple of young Jesus lovers have recently tied the knot and are now weighing up which of the pre approved two career…

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“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks
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“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It didn’t take long for local Instagram addict Jess Mayer (33) to grow tired of reading interesting statistics about her friends and family…

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New Dad's Instagram Now Just Reposts Of Whatever His Baby Mumma Posts And Tags Him In — The Betoota Advocate
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New Dad’s Instagram Now Just Reposts Of Whatever His Baby Mumma Posts And Tags Him In — The Betoota Advocate

INGRID DOULTON | Internet | Contact There once was a time when local builder Tom Sticks was famous for his social media presence around town….

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Bored Suburban Mum Shortlists Selling Baby Rompers Or Starting Home Lash Salon To Pass The Time — The Betoota Advocate
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Bored Suburban Mum Shortlists Selling Baby Rompers Or Starting Home Lash Salon To Pass The Time — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local Betoota Heights woman Kelly Faulkner [26] had at least had the foresight to know that having a child would be stressful,…

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Couple Who Gave In To Family Pressure To Have A Baby Now Being Grilled About Giving It A Sibling — The Betoota Advocate
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Couple Who Gave In To Family Pressure To Have A Baby Now Being Grilled About Giving It A Sibling — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter couple have today learned the hard way that a parent’s quench for ‘what’s next’ is insatiable, having been bombarded with…

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Smoking Indonesian Baby On The Vapes Now — The Betoota Advocate
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Smoking Indonesian Baby On The Vapes Now — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT 12 years after achieving viral stardome, chain smoking Indonesian baby Aldi Rizal, now 14 years of age, has kicked his dirty habit all…

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Oh Baby! Random Corner Store Has The Good Old Fashioned Lolly Cabinet — The Betoota Advocate
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Oh Baby! Random Corner Store Has The Good Old Fashioned Lolly Cabinet — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man is this week basking in the success of a huge win. While some may not share the same opinion as…

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"Please Stop Scrutinising Me!" Says Giant Baby Who Can't Even Be Trusted To Run A Meat Raffle — The Betoota Advocate
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“Please Stop Scrutinising Me!” Says Giant Baby Who Can’t Even Be Trusted To Run A Meat Raffle — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A giant baby that once worked as Deputy Premier of New South Wales has burst into tears this morning…

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Mother In Law Who Strong Armed Her Way Into Delivery Room Now Insists On Being First To Hold Baby — The Betoota Advocate
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Mother In Law Who Strong Armed Her Way Into Delivery Room Now Insists On Being First To Hold Baby — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A mother in law who managed to wrangle her way into the delivery room with promises that she would ‘behave herself’, has unfortunately…

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Zed's Dead, Baby. Zed's Dead — The Betoota Advocate
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Zed’s Dead, Baby. Zed’s Dead — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Electoral Commission has today confirmed that Zed is officially dead. In a Federal Political sense, that is. This comes after the…

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