Tag: Australians
90% Of Australians Unable To Enjoy Chinese Meal Without Quoting That Video — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent study into Asian-Australian cuisine has found that up to 90% of Australians are unable to enjoy a Chinese meal without quoting…
Commie Jim Chalmers One Step Closer To Seizing Every Australian’s Home After Super Changes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT They warned us this would happen. They tried to open our eyes to what would come next. They tried to save us from…
Dutton Says Super Concessional Tax Increases Are An Attack On Everyday, Beach House-Owning Australians — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has blasted the Federal Government’s move to double the superannuation concessional tax rate for people…
Barnaby Says He Will Fight For The Right Of All Australians To Raid Their Super To Buy A Jeep Compass — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is coming into bat for Australians who want access to their money so they can…
Australians Unanimously Agree That Moro Deserves To Exist Outside Of The Favourites Box — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent survey of confectionary enthusiasts has found that the ‘Moro’ chocolate bar holds up on it’s own, and deserves to be available…
Advice Column | More Australians Than Ever Before Are Now Millionaires. Why Aren’t You? — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT What the fuck is wrong with you? You probably get asked that question a lot. And while it is…
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…
Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In scenes reminiscent of the infamous video of celebrities singing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ to the unwashed masses in the…
Australians Once Again Treating Their Beautiful Lettuce Like Shit As Prices Return To Normal — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian shoppers are once again treating their fruit and veggies like absolute shit, as prices finally plummet to pre-pandemic levels. Lettuce, in particular,…
Australians Already Ruined Reputation After Half A Year Of International Travel — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As everyone on Instagram (except you) enjoys sunning themselves in idyllic overseas locations and London, travelling Aussies have been putting in the hard…