Tag: Australian
Australian Who Got Into Berghain Returns Home To Bring It Up In Every Conversation He’ll Ever Have — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s one of the hardest nightclubs to get into in like the whole world, Aunty B,” he said. “We got knocked back the…
“I’m Living The Australian Dream” Says Man Grilling Fish With Electric BBQ On Balcony Of His Dogbox Apartment — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a heartwarming story of perseverance and ingenuity, a man living his Meriton dogbox has revealed how he has…
At 3pm, Australian Wonders If SuperBowl Was Good Enough Reason For Taking Monday Off To Get Maggot — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the fanfare and novelty of an American sporting event begins to wear off at the Betoota French Quarter’s favourite sportsbar ‘WINGS’ –…
Unsigned Schoolboy Footy Star Naturally Gravitates To Australian Defence Force Booth — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s Careers Day at Betoota West Sports High today, as senior students are given the opportunity to explore the many different paths that…
Australian Batsman Prepare For Tough Conditions After Inspecting Pitch For First Indian Test — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s top order are bracing themselves for a tough time after seeing the pitch that curators in India are serving up. With the…
An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn’t Vote In Hottest 100 — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local lightning rod has caused a bit of stir today, despite there not being a cloud in sight. With Betoota’s weather system…
Australian Politicians And Media Keeping Pretty Quiet About That Adani Bloke They Sucked Off For 10 Years — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s climate denialist newspaper barons and bootlicking politicians are today doing their very best to talk about how good Australia Day was, after…
Australian Cricket Team Urged To Consider Backyard Rule Requiring Batsmen To Retire At 50 — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Cricket Australia has today been hit with a radical new proposal, just days into the Test summer. With the Australian Cricket team currently…
Average Australian On $62k A Year Upset To Learn Average Australian Wage Is $92k A Year — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact From deep within the thronging mass of average worker bees scurrying about Betoota’s financial district, a typical Joe has been caught staring vacantly…
Australian Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself. Following up the…