Tag: Australia
“Why Don’t More Artists Come To Australia?’ Ask Nation Who Bullies Every Musician To Drink From Their Shoe — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an odd trend that appears to have grown in popularity in the past few years, it is now virtually impossible to attend…
Australia’ Allows Players Born Between 1946-1964 To Start With Houses On The Board — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A wholesome Gen Z’er has spent quality time with her Aunt and Uncle this afternoon, playing a fun new version of the classic…
Café Breakfast Ruined After Nearby Table Loudly Discusses The Property Market Of Australia — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The rather expensive yet hip boulangerie, Le Petit Manchot, has for years now been serving up the most delicious breakfast a yuppie can…
Teenagers Boycott Australia Day By Earning Time And A Half — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There might be hope for the youth after all as some brave young Betootans have stuck it to the Australia Day public holiday…
Inner West Sydney Man Actually Doing Australia Day — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sydney’s Inner West is an area known for diverse cuisine, craft everything and kooky locals who would like to live in Australia’s centre…
Team That Just Beat Australia In Round Of 16, Wins World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that comes as no surprise to actual fans of the World Game, Argentina has won the 2022 FIFA World Cup….
Mums Of Australia Agree No Takeaway Until Chrissy Leftovers Are Gone — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the glorious lost days between Christmas and New Year’s, Australian children and adults alike enjoy a relaxed schedule of chilling the fuck…
South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of South Australia has today declared a statewide day of mourning, after Germany was unceremoniously bundled out of the World Cup….
South American Minnow Nation Argentina Scrape Through To Face Football Powerhouses Australia — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an underdog story that everyone except the Americans and the English can get around, the tiny footballing nation of Argentina lives to…
This Attack On Gambling Ads Might Force Australia To Confront Other Toxic Elements Of Our Culture — The Betoota Advocate
HARVEY THOMAS | Correct Opinion| CONTACT Woe to you oh earth and sea, Albo sends his wowsers with wrath for he knows the markets have tempting odds….