Tag: Attempts
Elijah Wood Blamed For Embarrassing Attempts Of Hooliganism Among A-League Fans — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that no one else in his family supports Melbourne Victory, and the fact that he is…
Attempts To Humanely Evacuate Huntsman From Household Result In Multiple People Losing Their Voice — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights household has today been taken hostage by a stupidly oversized arachnid, which let its presence be known mid cooking session….
Coastie Dad Attempts To Undo Years of Disney Brainwashing By Introducing Pre-Teen Son to Parkway Drive — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A coastal Dad is winding back the clock this afternoon and introducing his 12-year-old son to the sounds of Australian metalcore….
Local Farmer Attempts To Lure Workers With Generous Offer Of Free Accommodation And Fruit — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Plains primary producer has today been praised for thinking outside the box. Berrick Watts (59) says he’s decided to try and…
Local Girl’s Attempts To Delay Hair Washing With Slick Bun Sees Her Looking Like Draco Malfoy — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Taking a glimpse into her bathroom mirror, local woman Tess Thornton knows she’s pushing it a bit by prolonging her hair washing to…
Sydney Morning Herald Attempts To Jump On The 80s Trend By ‘Outing’ Rebel Wilson — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Sydney Morning Herald has today defended their threats to out Australian comedian and actress Rebel Wilson, by stating that they merely wanted…
Sydney Morning Herald Attempts To Jump On The 80s Trend By Outing Rebel Wilson — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Sydney Morning Herald has today defended their threats to out Australian comedian and actress Rebel Wilson, by stating that they merely wanted…