World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They're At It — The Betoota Advocate
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World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world’s most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please…

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‘How’s Your Food?’ Asks Overzealous Waiter To Customer Who Barely Had Enough Time To Pick Up Fork — The Betoota Advocate
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‘How’s Your Food?’ Asks Overzealous Waiter To Customer Who Barely Had Enough Time To Pick Up Fork — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local woman Kelsey Hanneman [27] does appreciate a good service, there is such a thing as being a little too heavy handed…

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Hostie Asks Big Units In Exit Row If They've Got What It Takes Cometh The Hour Or Are They Fucken Pussies — The Betoota Advocate
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Hostie Asks Big Units In Exit Row If They’ve Got What It Takes Cometh The Hour Or Are They Fucken Pussies — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a bigger than average bloke, Betoota Heights-based club physio Matt ‘Mucka’ Marsden (38) understands that he carries certain responsibilities within society. One,…

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"What Can We Sell" Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating — The Betoota Advocate
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“What Can We Sell” Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer is deep in thought this morning, after a hectic 24 hours of trying to sell his government’s first budget. Following…

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"So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?" Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate
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“So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?” Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Australia are today wondering if we are supposed to just pretend that one of our country’s biggest Telco companies didn’t…

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Liam Martin Politely Asks If Just One Luke Combes Song Can Be Added To Drill Rap Heavy Mad Monday Playlist — The Betoota Advocate
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Liam Martin Politely Asks If Just One Luke Combes Song Can Be Added To Drill Rap Heavy Mad Monday Playlist — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A JBL PartyBox is blasting in Mt Druitt this morning, as the Penrith Panthers kick off the…

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"So A Mortgage Prison Is Like One Of Those Fancy Scandinavian Ones?" Lifelong Renter Asks Sooking Homeowners — The Betoota Advocate
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“So A Mortgage Prison Is Like One Of Those Fancy Scandinavian Ones?” Lifelong Renter Asks Sooking Homeowners — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young couple who got supremely honey-dicked into buying some mouldy shitbox in our town’s French Quarter are now…

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PM Asks Greens If Outright Banning The Use Of Fossil Fuels From Today Will Make Them Happy — The Betoota Advocate
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PM Asks Greens If Outright Banning The Use Of Fossil Fuels From Today Will Make Them Happy — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is under fire this week from environmental groups after the government green-lit a number of oil…

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"You Gonna Eat That Bro?" Asks Local Garbage Bin With Legs — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Gonna Eat That Bro?” Asks Local Garbage Bin With Legs — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota Heights pub has today been the scene for an interesting interaction between a human being and a garbage bin with legs….

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"What Do You Mean My Properties Won't Automatically Go Up In Value" Asks Furious Investor — The Betoota Advocate
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“What Do You Mean My Properties Won’t Automatically Go Up In Value” Asks Furious Investor — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Real Estate investor has today asked the government to do something, anything. Graham Wood has called on the people in power…

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