Tag: Asks
“Why Don’t You Go To A Dr Who Bulk Bills?” Asks Mate Who Clearly Hasn’t Been For A While — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today revealed to his office that he’s on a pretty good run. Berrick Watson did so a short time…
Leasing Agent Asks Applicant If They Know What ‘RentBidding’ Is And If Not, Can They Offer To Pay More? — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact One of Betoota’s finest leasing agents has once again proven his worth to his landlord masters today. This time by successfully signing new…
Local Senior Asks His Son To Please Stop Calling His Retirement Village A “Boomer Gulag” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the quiet suburb of Betoota Heights, a senior resident of the local retirement village has had enough of…
“Anyone Else Wanna Have A Crack?” Asks Pokies Sector After Months Of Research Digs Up Nazi Costume — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The message is now clear to both sides of Australian politics, steer clear of regulating the pokie machine mafia – or else risk…
Queenslander On Temple Tour Of Tokyo Asks Guide If They Know Any Pub Playing The BBL — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Japanese tour guide is under some pressure today, as he attempts to welcome a new breed of tourist to Tokyo….
“Why Am I Like This?” Man Asks Himself After Falling In Love With A Genderless 10-Foot-Tall Blue Alien Again — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has been left questioning everything this morning after a screening of Avatar 2 last night…
Melbournian On Queensland Holiday Asks Bartender If They Do “Man-Sized Glasses” When He Knows Full Well They Don’t Do Pints
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne man on holiday up here in the nation’s garden state has asked an Airlie Beach bartender if…
Co-Worker Asks If You Heard Their Repulsive Neck Crack — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Office worker Beatrice Bremmer (35) is considering going to HR and The Hague today after her co-worker Cindy Clunk (30) audibly cracked her…
World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world’s most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please…
‘How’s Your Food?’ Asks Overzealous Waiter To Customer Who Barely Had Enough Time To Pick Up Fork — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local woman Kelsey Hanneman [27] does appreciate a good service, there is such a thing as being a little too heavy handed…