Tag: Arrives
International Student Arrives At First Lecture To Find His Professor Is A Racist Horse Named George That Can Barely Speak English
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An international student from India has expressed his shock to The Advocate today that one of his lecturers is…
“Geez Bit Hot Out There” Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A big sweaty mess has today been forced to swallow a few sledges, after being confronted by a smirking colleague. Rolling into work…
Qantas Flight Arrives At Destination As Scheduled — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Qantas flight from Brisbane to Betoota arrived this afternoon at 3pm as scheduled. The flight left Brisbane at…
French Rugby Scouts On High Alert As Half Of Western Sydney Arrives In Paris To Support Bam Bam — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Sydney UFC hero Tai ‘Bam Bam’ Tuivasa has taken a break from the choccie milk in preparations for a career-defining UFC bout…
Qantas Passenger Arrives In QLD To Learn Alan Joyce Sent His Luggage To Brisbane, North Dakota — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The desecration of an Australian icon continues today, as domestic passengers across the country continue to develop a deep loathing for our flagship…
Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A favourable boyfriend is firming up his position on the Christmas gift list this afternoon, after treating his future Mother-in-law to…