“People Aren’t Taking This Seriously"
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“People Aren’t Taking This Seriously”

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Senior Finance Executive, David Wilson, has been subjected to an unfathomable act of corporate bastardry this morning. The elite corporate fat cat has…

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Advice Column | More Australians Than Ever Before Are Now Millionaires. Why Aren’t You? — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | More Australians Than Ever Before Are Now Millionaires. Why Aren’t You? — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT What the fuck is wrong with you?  You probably get asked that question a lot. And while it is…

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Barnaby Reminded Again That The Fish In Parliament's Fountain Aren't There To Eat His Feet Skin — The Betoota Advocate
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Barnaby Reminded Again That The Fish In Parliament’s Fountain Aren’t There To Eat His Feet Skin — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has received another written warning from Parliament House for putting his feet in the fountain…

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Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate
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Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of…

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