Tag: American
Wests Tigers Apologise For Using Native American Stock Image On Front Of Indigenous Round Jersey — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Wests Tigers have apologised for the botched release of a jersey design intended to mark this weekend’s Indigenous Round, and have…
New Defence Review Recommends We Should Give American Arms Companies A Trillion Or So Dollars — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government has today unveiled the findings from a shiny new report about our nation’s defence force. Speaking to media from Canberra…
South American Minnow Nation Argentina Scrape Through To Face Football Powerhouses Australia — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an underdog story that everyone except the Americans and the English can get around, the tiny footballing nation of Argentina lives to…
Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the United States has said it “chills their blood” to think that popular TV sleuth Jessica Fletcher,…
President Biden Invites Merv Hughes To Washington DC For Native American Casino Reform Announcement — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden has used some of cricketing legend Merv Hughes’ star power today in announcing his government…
Data Shows Homesickness Amongst American Expats At All Time Low — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the wake of American Independence Day, the usual group of American expats living in Australia have found themselves feeling much less homesick…
Crumbling American Empire Now At The Point Where They Need To Force People To Be Born There — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the once unstoppable global superpower that was the United States Of America continues to decline into a culturally divided rabble of religious…
Aloisi To Come Out Of Retirement For Do Or Die World Cup Qualifier Against South American Team — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our national football team has today had a huge win, with confirmation that some heavy artillery could be at their disposal in the…