Tag: Albanese
Albanese Accused Of Taking His Mardi Gras Costume Way Too Far — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has caused quite a stir today, after revealing his outfit for Mardi Gras. This comes as the WorldPride…
Albanese Tells Italian PM She Hasn’t Had Gelato Until She’s Been To Bar Italia In Leichhardt — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a huge few days of international diplomacy for Anthony Albanese. And, somehow, he’s managed to head overseas and meet a bunch…
“Bro That One With The Bright Orange Sauce… That’s My Favourite” Albanese Tells Xi Jinping — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has met with Chinese President Xi Jinping at the G20 Summit, the first Australian leader to do so in…
Hungover Albanese Sighs After Realising Morning Meeting Could Have Been An Email — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s new Prime Minister has today let out a massive sigh, before heading into a ‘boring as’ meeting. With a greasy Pad…
Albanese Turns Up At Parliament To Face Another Morning Of Soft Balls Thrown Up By Scotty — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s no longer new Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate the golden week he’s enjoying. After beginning to face a…
Is This Hawaii 2.0? Albanese Enjoys Decadent European Holiday In Ukraine During Sydney Floods — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Prime Minister has today proven that he is nothing but ScoMo-in-a-red-tie. This comes as Anthony ‘Fly Overseasy’ Albanese skirts his responsibilities…
Don Albanese Ramps Up War With Independents As Pocock Wakes Next To Severed Head Of Brumby Jack — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The war between the major families of Australian federal politics has reached another low today. After a number of hits on Independent political…
Don Albanese Attends A Baptism As Teal Political Staffers Are Assassinated Across The Nation — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week. The new head of the government has moved to…
Albanese Refers To National Cabinet As ‘This Thing Of Ours’ During Dinner With Premiers At Lodge — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed that Scott Morrison’s weird little made up ‘National Cabinet’ will continue moving forward. Initially established during…
Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian…