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Is This Hawaii 2.0? Albanese Enjoys Decadent European Holiday In Ukraine During Sydney Floods — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Prime Minister has today proven that he is nothing but ScoMo-in-a-red-tie. This comes as Anthony ‘Fly Overseasy’ Albanese skirts his responsibilities…
Don Albanese Ramps Up War With Independents As Pocock Wakes Next To Severed Head Of Brumby Jack — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The war between the major families of Australian federal politics has reached another low today. After a number of hits on Independent political…
Don Albanese Attends A Baptism As Teal Political Staffers Are Assassinated Across The Nation — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week. The new head of the government has moved to…
Albanese Refers To National Cabinet As ‘This Thing Of Ours’ During Dinner With Premiers At Lodge — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed that Scott Morrison’s weird little made up ‘National Cabinet’ will continue moving forward. Initially established during…
Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian…
Bob Katter Tells Albanese To Just Say The Word And We Can Begin Nationalising The Energy Grids, It Can Be Swift, And It Can Be Bloodless, Unless They Want Otherwise. My Son Robbie And I Can Take Care Of Any Power Stations North Of The Brisbane Line, And Don’t You Dare Think For One Minute That The Proud People Of North Queensland Adhered To The 1996 Firearms Agreement, Because We Didn’t. We’ve Got Caches Of High-Powered Weapons Buried In Container Units Right Across The Gulf, And When We Liberate The Grid, You Can Tell Those Greedy Bastards At Telstra And The Commonwealth Bank That We’re Coming For Them Next. Australians Built These Institutions, And We Can Take Them Back, By Force If Need Be, And Let Me Just Say I Hope That It Is Needed, Because Where I’m From Snakes Get The Shovel, And If This Current Crisis Tells Us Anything, It’s That There’s A Den Of Poisonous Snakes Slithering Through Boardrooms From Brisbane To Hobart. Privatisation Serves No One But The Top End Of Town, And That’s What I’ve Been Warning These Useless Fools In Canberra For Half A Century Now. They’ve Buggered It All Up, And They Know It. Our Nation’s Greatest Assets Have Been Sold At Less Than Cost Price To The Sandstone Friends Of The Ruling Class, They’d Sell Them The ABC And Australia Post If We We Weren’t Looking. But That Ends Whenever You Say It Ends, Albanese, My Dear Friend. Let ‘Em Know We Are Ready, We’ll Take Back The TAB Too While We’re At It. Because Australians Deserve The Dignity Of Knowing That Every Time They Do Their Arse On The Punt, At Least Their Losses Are Being Spent Of Fixing Roads And Hospitals, Not Some Soul Sucking Corporate Villain’s Yacht. These Blue Blooded Cowards Thought I Was Joking When I Said Australia’s Not For Sale. Well It Isn’t, And They Can Find Out The Hard Way, If That’s What They Want.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the boldest act of the new Labor Government, The Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) has been given full support to take the…
Albanese Taps Into His Southern European Roots And Lets Off A Flare At Full Time Of Socceroos — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 42nd ranked Socceroos are going to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar after confirming a place in Group D early this morning….
Albanese Strengthens Ties With Indonesia By Meeting President Widodo In Traditional Outfit — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today made good on his promise to try and repair Australia’s standing on the world stage. After a…
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