Melbourne's Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate
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Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and other supporter apparel…

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Rugby's Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL — The Betoota Advocate
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Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia has assured boss Hamish McLennan…

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AFL GF Ticket Holder Mentally Prepares To Be OK With Paying $25 For A Mid-Strength Beer — The Betoota Advocate
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AFL GF Ticket Holder Mentally Prepares To Be OK With Paying $25 For A Mid-Strength Beer — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Marty Verkuylen (41) could not quite believe his luck in being one of the lucky Cats Members to get a ticket for him…

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Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts — The Betoota Advocate
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Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The AFL has once again reminded the nation how fucked in the head their culture and leaders are today. While most people are…

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Weary AFL Journo Collapses After 408-Hour Tailing Of Alistair Clarkson Comes To An End — The Betoota Advocate
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Weary AFL Journo Collapses After 408-Hour Tailing Of Alistair Clarkson Comes To An End — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Melbourne-based AFL journalist has today collapsed in a heap. Riddled by exhaustion, Jackson White-Guy apparently passed out on the street just outside…

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AFL Figures Who Stood By During Goodes Saga Call For Shameful Booing Of Ginnivan To End — The Betoota Advocate
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AFL Figures Who Stood By During Goodes Saga Call For Shameful Booing Of Ginnivan To End — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT It pays to be white in Victorian Footy, it has again been confirmed. This comes as prominent AFL figures who stood by while…

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