Tag: Advocate
Boyfriend Relieved He Can Stop Pretending To Hate Watching MAFS Four Nights A Week — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has revealed that he’s looking forward to a bit of clear air. Speaking to The Advocate from the Designer Dog…
Latitude Hopes They Can Just Continue To Ignore Data Leak Problem Until It Goes Away — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nearly a third of Australia and New Zealand has had their data stolen from Latitude Financial Services servers by…
New Moody Head Shot Suggests Drama Kid From High School Having Another Crack At Acting Game — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking social media news, a former high school musical lead has announced that she’s going to have another crack at…
Katter Puts Warren Commission To The Test And Spends Day Shooting JFK In The Head Over And Over Again — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As a lifelong skeptic of the Warren Commission Report into the assassination of JFK, the Member for Kennedy Bob…
AFR Article About Millennial Homeownership Fails To Mention They’re Actually A Poly Throuple Who All Work In Tech — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Financial Review has come under fire for publishing an article about millennial homeownership, and yet again failing to add in some…
NSW Liberals Starting To Realise How Fucked They Are After Losing Suburbs That Look Like This — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In bad news for an already embattled NSW Liberal Party, The NSW state election result has followed last year’s Federal Election result pretty…
John Howard Placed Back Into Suspended Animation In Cryogenic Lab Until 2024 Queensland State Election — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister John Howard has been placed back into suspended animation after his work campaigning for the NSW…
Perrottet Lets Out Election Frustration By Using Castle Hill Tavern Pokie Lounge As Smash Room — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The outgoing Premier of NSW has today let off a bit of steam, after a frustrating weekend. Despite playing from behind for the…
Nonna Rages From The Heavens As She Watches Granddaughter Microwave Pre Cooked Pasta For Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week committed a cooking sin so unforgivable, it has caused a cataclysmic eruption from the heavens, it’s…
Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seasoned grogman of local fame has stolen the show yet again this afternoon down at the Royal Commercial…