Boyfriend Relieved He Can Stop Pretending To Hate Watching MAFS Four Nights A Week — The Betoota Advocate
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Boyfriend Relieved He Can Stop Pretending To Hate Watching MAFS Four Nights A Week — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has revealed that he’s looking forward to a bit of clear air. Speaking to The Advocate from the Designer Dog…

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Latitude Hopes They Can Just Continue To Ignore Data Leak Problem Until It Goes Away — The Betoota Advocate
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Latitude Hopes They Can Just Continue To Ignore Data Leak Problem Until It Goes Away — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nearly a third of Australia and New Zealand has had their data stolen from Latitude Financial Services servers by…

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New Moody Head Shot Suggests Drama Kid From High School Having Another Crack At Acting Game — The Betoota Advocate
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New Moody Head Shot Suggests Drama Kid From High School Having Another Crack At Acting Game — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking social media news, a former high school musical lead has announced that she’s going to have another crack at…

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Katter Puts Warren Commission To The Test And Spends Day Shooting JFK In The Head Over And Over Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Katter Puts Warren Commission To The Test And Spends Day Shooting JFK In The Head Over And Over Again — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As a lifelong skeptic of the Warren Commission Report into the assassination of JFK, the Member for Kennedy Bob…

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AFR Article About Millennial Homeownership Fails To Mention They’re Actually A Poly Throuple Who All Work In Tech — The Betoota Advocate
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AFR Article About Millennial Homeownership Fails To Mention They’re Actually A Poly Throuple Who All Work In Tech — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Financial Review has come under fire for publishing an article about millennial homeownership, and yet again failing to add in some…

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NSW Liberals Starting To Realise How Fucked They Are After Losing Suburbs That Look Like This — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Liberals Starting To Realise How Fucked They Are After Losing Suburbs That Look Like This — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In bad news for an already embattled NSW Liberal Party, The NSW state election result has followed last year’s Federal Election result pretty…

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John Howard Placed Back Into Suspended Animation In Cryogenic Lab Until 2024 Queensland State Election — The Betoota Advocate
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John Howard Placed Back Into Suspended Animation In Cryogenic Lab Until 2024 Queensland State Election — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister John Howard has been placed back into suspended animation after his work campaigning for the NSW…

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Perrottet Lets Out Election Frustration By Using Castle Hill Tavern Pokie Lounge As Smash Room — The Betoota Advocate
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Perrottet Lets Out Election Frustration By Using Castle Hill Tavern Pokie Lounge As Smash Room — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The outgoing Premier of NSW has today let off a bit of steam, after a frustrating weekend. Despite playing from behind for the…

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Nonna Rages From The Heavens As She Watches Granddaughter Microwave Pre Cooked Pasta For Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
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Nonna Rages From The Heavens As She Watches Granddaughter Microwave Pre Cooked Pasta For Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week committed a cooking sin so unforgivable, it has caused a cataclysmic eruption from the heavens, it’s…

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Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seasoned grogman of local fame has stolen the show yet again this afternoon down at the Royal Commercial…

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