Stoner Adult Son And Tradie Each Despising Each Other For Being Home Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Stoner Adult Son And Tradie Each Despising Each Other For Being Home Today — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A cold war took place in the Betoota Flight Path District today as a visiting tradie and adult son spent the day flashing…

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QLD Government To Fix Youth Crime Crisis By Turning Petty Delinquents Into Hardened Adult Crims — The Betoota Advocate
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QLD Government To Fix Youth Crime Crisis By Turning Petty Delinquents Into Hardened Adult Crims — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a crime wave spreading across the great state of Queensland, the government has decided to act. In an effort to show people…

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Adult Man On His L Plates Manages To Collect All Gold’s In License Test  — The Betoota Advocate
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Adult Man On His L Plates Manages To Collect All Gold’s In License Test  — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today wowed his girlfriend with an incredible display of competence.  Jared Hicks from Betoota’s French Quarter has made his…

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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone's Behaviour In Lockdown — The Betoota Advocate
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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Northside of Melbourne is currently awash with book clubs, lycra cyclist outfits and pottery wheels – as the city’s urban elite come…

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Putin Completely Forgiven For Invading Ukraine After Bravely Revealing His Adult ADHD Diagnosis — The Betoota Advocate
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Putin Completely Forgiven For Invading Ukraine After Bravely Revealing His Adult ADHD Diagnosis — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kremlin has confirmed months of speculation that President Vladimir Putin is not well. In a post shared to…

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Report Finds That Visiting A Winery Is Just The Adult Version Of Drinking UDLs In The Park — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A report conducted by the Department of Health has today discovered a surprising link between teenage drinking habits, and a weekend away activity…

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