Tag: Accidentally
Pell Funeral Procession Accidentally Take Body To Cathedral Instead Of Landfill Where The Cunt Belongs — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW State Government has suffered yet another indignity this morning after the body of disgraced Cardinal George Pell…
Clumsy Beach Goer Mortified After Failed Towel Curtain Manoeuvre Leads To Accidentally Flashing Young Family — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has been left red-faced today, after accidentally giving some random children a view of his salty Johnson. After…
Greenie Activists Throwing Tomato Soup On MONA’s Vagina Wall Accidentally Make Artwork Even More Valuable — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s Greenies have this week taken inspiration from some of the climate protests that have been dominating the news lately, by targeting…
Local Muso Accidentally Compliments A Playlist Created By Streaming Algorithm — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Since ancient man invented the first drum by smacking their face and bum cheeks, it has been agreed that musicians are better music…
Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in a weird AirBnB with staff, multiple suites,…
Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s French Quarter has been offended by a RAT test this morning after it…