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Absolute Clown’s Proposal Declined After Failing To Realise She’s Strictly A Gold And Gemstone Gal — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today come to the realisation that her man doesn’t actually love her as much as she thought he did,…
Veteran Window Cleaner Just An Absolute Treat To Watch — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Pedestrians in the Betoota CBD today were gifted an absolute treat today as veteran window cleaner Tommy Podolinksi spent the morning really doing…
Brazilian Backpackers At Park Having An Absolute Cracker Of A BBQ — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Silly season has put on a show today as a group of Brazilian backpackers started having what was described as an absolute cracker…
Local Dad Still Banging On About Absolute Shitbox He Sold As A Teenager That Would Have Been Worth $60k Now — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights retiree Jim Haversham [65] has this week found himself harping on about his favourite subject ‘missed financial opportunities of the past’,…
Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences…
Nation’s iPads Copping An Absolute Battering Today As Child Care Sector Goes On Strike — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Family iPads and parental iPhones across the country are running at full steam today, it can be confirmed. With 1000 private childcare centres…
Absolute Liability Praised For Not Getting On The Gear Until After The Grandparents Leave Wedding — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who often gets his mates kicked out of licensed venues has been praised today, for showing a thoughtful sign…
Absolute Moron Tells New Parent He’s Been Pretty Tired Lately As Well — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man might have cemented himself as one of the all time knuckleheads by telling the parents of a newborn he’s been…