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A couple of well-liked small town men have today embarked on their next stage of life.
The pair of local influencers known as the Inspired Unemployed have successfully progressed to the vitamins phase of adulthood.
The vitamins phase is a well known rite of passage for most regional and coastal young adults across Australia.
It normally involves buying a bunch of supplements, tupperware or fitness clothes to onsell to people within your township.
However, unlike many local supp pluggers, the Inspired Unemployed have taken their advocacy outside of Whatsapp groups and community Facebook pages.
The born and raised Kiama locals who still proudly represent their slice of heaven have launched a full range of vitamins – judging by the national media spread they’ve been getting.
Famous for making social media scrollers giggle uncontrollably, the Inspired boys have seemingly picked up some good coin to give Swisse gummie vitamins a run.
“Fucking good on em,” said one local Betoota man watching the good looking young roosters follow in the footsteps of Ricky Ponting, Lleyton Hewitt and Chris Hemsworth.
“Seeing them do funny shit is much more pleasant than receiving unsolicited DMs from school mates telling me how much better they feel now they’ve started taking some random multi vitamins.”
“Or having pictures of a leased BMW sent to me with some bullshit description about how my mate from Year 9 bought it for his mum.”
“This piss take of the fashurrrnnnn industry is definitely my preferred option,” laughed the man who reckons he’d get on like a house on fire with the Inspired Boys.
“They remind me a bit of myself ya know.”
“Bit of fun aye”
More to come.