Queensland Fans Demand Munster Never Touches Another Schooner Again — The Betoota Advocate

Queensland Fans Demand Munster Never Touches Another Schooner Again — The Betoota Advocate

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In a strange twist of events, Rugby League fans from Queensland have today demanded that one of their stars steer clear of the XXXX for the foreseeable future.

After one of the best individual performances by a footballer in recent memory, Maroons fans are now begging five-eighth Cameron Munster to keep doing what he’s been doing.

This comes after Munster ran for 188 metres with the ball in hand, busted the line numerous times, created huge turnovers and managed NSW out of the game.

Given a perfect 10 by most commentators for his role in the Maroons’ 16-10 victory over NSW, fans are now, unfortunately, acknowledging the link between staying off the piss and performing at a higher level physically.

The man famous for turning up to the 2020 Origin photoshoot like he was on death’s door after a Grand Final bender has reportedly been off the grog for the better part of 12 months now.

That has also coincided with an incredible run of form which has seen him put in sensational performances for the Melbourne Storm and now the Queensland Maroons.

So, as a result of that strange coincidence, fans who are used to winning 8 series in a row are begging the Munny Man to keep dry moving forward.

“I know it’s a tough ask,” said local Queenslander Clinton Mogg.

“I can’t imagine a Gold tastes any sweeter than after dusting the cockroaches”

“But for the sake of the state, please, no more schooners.”

Munster has yet to respond to the calls, as he is still winding up Phil Gould.

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey