Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Betoota Heights local Nathan Manners first met his girlfriend Jaya, he’d been the perfect gentleman. Sweet good morning texts, dinner dates and…

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Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag — The Betoota Advocate
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Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has drawn a fat line in the sand today.  28 year old chippy and general handyman Brett Davis has…

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Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
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Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…

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“I Could Have Cooked This" Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate
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“I Could Have Cooked This” Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today loudly voiced her disapproval, after daring to venture outside of her comfort zone and go to a restaurant….

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South Sydney Rabbitohs Recruit Another Slow-Talking Englishman That Nobody Can Take Down — The Betoota Advocate
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South Sydney Rabbitohs Recruit Another Slow-Talking Englishman That Nobody Can Take Down — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South Sydney Rabbitohs can today boast another neckless English recruit who can’t be brought down with a meat axe. Prime Minister Anthony…

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2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate
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2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today. The aptly named Betoota Flight Path Cafe has…

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Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation — The Betoota Advocate
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Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that we are edging closer and closer to living in a dystopian society, a Melbourne landlord has advertised accommodation that is essentially…

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Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes — The Betoota Advocate
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Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Thousands of teachers have today walked out of schools around NSW, and marched in protest across numerous cities and towns. The disgraceful day…

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Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate
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Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last night. Brett Russell says he considered getting…

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[REDACTED] Given NYC Job After Libs Failed To Get Blessing From Preferred Candidate's Husband — The Betoota Advocate
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[REDACTED] Given NYC Job After Libs Failed To Get Blessing From Preferred Candidate’s Husband — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Government has told an inquiry into the appointment of former [redacted by legal] as a trade commissioner…

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