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Clueless Bloke Suggesting Hiking As A First Date Obviously Has Never Watched A True Crime Doco — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A clueless bloke has today fucked up by innocently suggesting hiking as a first date activity, which is not only a rather streneous…

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Paul Kent Returns To His Cave To Hibernate Until An NRL Player Punches Someone At A Pub In April — The Betoota Advocate
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Paul Kent Returns To His Cave To Hibernate Until An NRL Player Punches Someone At A Pub In April — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the manufactured scandals of the 2022 NRL Grand Final post-match celebrations die down, the Murdoch goons at Fox Sports have officially expended…

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Groom Getting Suit Measurements Swears He'll Have Bigger Pipes On Wedding Day — The Betoota Advocate
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Groom Getting Suit Measurements Swears He’ll Have Bigger Pipes On Wedding Day — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Finally being treated like a true gentleman, groom-to-be Warren Henley (30) went to a bespoke tailor-made suit shop that churns out thousands of…

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Perth Girl In London Could Only Live In Sydney Or Melbourne If She Moved Back Like Seriously — The Betoota Advocate
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Perth Girl In London Could Only Live In Sydney Or Melbourne If She Moved Back Like Seriously — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a year of not eating as much as she should and spending most of her commission-based marketing paychecks on public transport and…

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Sydney Records Wettest Year Since Leo Was In Town Filming Great Gatsby — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Records Wettest Year Since Leo Was In Town Filming Great Gatsby — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Sydney cops yet another day of soggy weather courtesy of La Niña, many people have braced themselves for a slow and steamy…

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Political Party Created To Support Workers Consider Radical Plan To Not Give Billionaires Tax Breaks — The Betoota Advocate
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Political Party Created To Support Workers Consider Radical Plan To Not Give Billionaires Tax Breaks — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian working class continue to battle in the face of comical rent spikes and in impenetrable property market, the pressure is…

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Bloke Secretly Puffs Vape At Pub To Avoid Being Caught By Bar Girl Who Is Also Secretly Vaping — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Secretly Puffs Vape At Pub To Avoid Being Caught By Bar Girl Who Is Also Secretly Vaping — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the rise of legally grey and potentially dangerous nicotine vaping devices continues to tear through schools and workplaces without any of our…

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Arts Graduate Needs A Job But Feels He's Above Working In Any Sector Where There's A Shortage — The Betoota Advocate
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Arts Graduate Needs A Job But Feels He’s Above Working In Any Sector Where There’s A Shortage — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-meaning-ally to many is looking for a job, he says, but one where he can use his education…

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Local Man Uses Tongs To Individually Turn Over Each Chip On The Baking Pan Like He's Performing Surgery — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Uses Tongs To Individually Turn Over Each Chip On The Baking Pan Like He’s Performing Surgery — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has shrugged off accusations that he takes making hot chips at home a bit too seriously, telling The Advocate…

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Boomer Journo Passes Out From Blood Rushing To Penis After 21-Year-Old Buys A Home
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Boomer Journo Passes Out From Blood Rushing To Penis After 21-Year-Old Buys A Home

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney Morning Herald journalist has this morning been rushed to hospital after his neighbour, Valerie Trickett, informed him that her 21 year…

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