“Might Start With a Fresh Juice” Says Bloke Before Loading Buffet Plate With Six Forms of Breakfast Meat  — The Betoota Advocate

“Might Start With a Fresh Juice” Says Bloke Before Loading Buffet Plate With Six Forms of Breakfast Meat  — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

A loyal company man is juicing the most out of a work trip this morning, as he tackles an extravagant breakfast buffet head on.

After spending the last 8 years stuck on the shop floor of his local Bing Lee franchise, it’s believed Betoota Heights white-goods salesman Toby Ford has finally been gifted the chance to indulge in a little ‘work jaunt’.

Armed with flights, accommodation and a $75 daily meal allowance, Toby is believed to have been sent to Bings Lee’s yearly sales conference on the Gold Coast to network with other store managers.

After a solid night’s sleep in his King sized bed at the QT Hotel, Toby spoke to our reporter whilst roaming the breakfast buffet, as he sized up the incredibly indulgent array of breakfast items on offer.

“Mate, I might start with a fresh juice,” said Toby, as he wandered down an alleyway of bain maries steaming with breakfast sausages and various styles of bacon.

“I’ve got a big day at this conference, I might not get a break until morning tea!”

A local unit who’s weekday breakfast usually consists of a Pesto Chicken Panini and a Salted Caramel Frappe from Gloria Jeans, Toby told our reporter he was pretty excited to get creative with the vast array of foods on display.

Stuffing half an apple and some pineapple into the buffet juicer, Toby admitted that after his daily juice cleanse he was planning to pull together a little Canadian breakfast.

“Yeah after this juice I reckon I’ll get to the good stuff and load up on that streaky bacon.”

“Actually, can you go check if they’ve replaced the waffles yet? The server said they had some fresh ones coming up!”

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey