Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight — The Betoota Advocate

Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight — The Betoota Advocate

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A local traveller has today been the subject of plenty of muffled laughter and finger pointing.

Waiting for VA69 out of Remienko Domestic Airport to take him to the river city of Brisbane, Jordan Ackers has been spotted wearing a travel pillow.

A travel pillow is a wrap around soft cushion for your neck, that is supposed to help you sleep while taking lengthy trips on various forms of transport.

While undoubtedly reasonably comfy, the items are often far more popular with older people who have reached the stage of life where they don’t seem to give a fuck about what anyone thinks.

The controversial accessory in this instance, comes despite the fact Ackers is taking an hour long domestic flight to the other side of the state, with barely 40 minutes of smooth flying at a decent altitude.

With his mates giving him an absolute pasting for bringing a travel pillow like he’s 65 year old American man about to board a 14 hour international flight, Ackers dug in and refused to just stash the item in his bag.

“It’s fucking comfy, I don’t care how it looks,” said the local softcock, to bursts of giggles.

“You got your eye mask ready to go as well big fella?” chimes in one his mates.

“What about some compression socks to help with circulation on the lengthy flight,” say another, with Ackers starting to get visibly wound up about the roasting.

The roasting then continued for another half an hour or so, before the young man had to try and pretened to sleep to justify his life choices.

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey