WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation’s favourite budget airline has today wowed the nation, with a sale that seems like it is too good to be true.
Jetstar has revealed that they are holding a ‘Mega Unbelievable Unmissibale Holiday Bonanza Flash Sale’ – and let me tell you, you don’t want to miss out.
That’s right, if you get in quickly, you will be able to secure flights for as low as $29 Australian dollars, if you are keen to fly to Avalon airport in Geelong, on Tuesday the 28th of February 2023, at 6 am in the morning, without baggage.
The unmissable deal for holidaymakers comes after another week of delayed and cancelled flights, bags flying to the other side of the country and entire working days spent on the phone to a call centre.
While many have vented their frustrations about the issues, the CEO of Qantas, the parent company of Jetstar says the lack of staffing and logistical issues aren’t their fault.
However, despite not being responsible for running their airline into the ground despite receiving 2 billion dollars worth of taxpayer money, the business says things are looking up for customers.
“We can’t give our passengers pissy $50 flight credits like Qantas, but we can offer banger deals like this!”
“Who doesn’t want to fly to a regional Victorian airport on a Tuesday morning!”
“This is a Wanderluster’s dream!”
There are reportedly a bunch of other terms and conditions and Jetstar will cancel the flight an hour before you are set to depart, but regardless, you don’t want to miss out.
More to come.