Hogs Breath Cafe Owner Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate

Hogs Breath Cafe Owner Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James Corden drama, by stating that ‘that mouthy little garden gnome’ isn’t welcome into his fine establishment either.

This comes as apparent comedian/TV host James Corden finds his name dragged through the mud yet again acting like an abominable twat, this time for chucking a tantrum at acclaimed New York restaurant ‘Balthazer.’ 

So nasty was this behaviour, that the owner has taken to Instagram to not only blast Corden publicly by stating the ‘tiny cretin’ was the ‘most abusive customer to my Balthazar servers since the restaurant opened 25 years ago’, but also banning him from ever setting foot in his restaurant again.

It’s unknown how Cordern is still getting any work at all, considering it’s been largely known how much of a cat’s asshole he’s been for years, with numerous people recounting stories of their personal run-ins with the oversized toddler.

So, in solidarity with Blathazer’s restaurant owner, and perhaps to also gain some publicity for his rapidly failing chain restaurant, Garry Baulkmann [42] says Corden can get a kilo of hickory pork fingers ‘anywhere but fucking here.’

“Always knew he was an entitled little prick”, says Garry, “now that’s a bloke with both an inferiority and superiority complex.”

“I miss that Craig fella.”

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey