Friend In Long Term Relationship Commandeers Bachelorette’s Dating Apps Like She’s Playing Hoe-kémon Go — The Betoota Advocate

Friend In Long Term Relationship Commandeers Bachelorette’s Dating Apps Like She’s Playing Hoe-kémon Go — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A single woman has today had to inform her friend that NO, she does not want her fucking around on her dating apps for ‘fun.’

Anita Hildred [26] is alleged to have been venting about her fatigue with dating apps, stating that she was beyond sick of being asked the same questions over and over again and despite meeting some good blokes, the act of going on dates was pretty exhausting – if you could even get past the initial talking phase.

Of course, seeing as she was talking to someone who was still with the same man she’d been with at uni, Anita’s complaints were mostly met with sick curiosity, instead of the sympathy she desperately desired.

Much to her frustration, instead of nodding and saying something along the lines of ‘oh I’m soooo glad I’m not trying to date now’, which was also a bit annoying, Anita’s mate Miya was much more interested in playing with her Tinder – which also felt oddly insulting and had Anita bubbling with rage.

“Omg can I go on it! PLEAAAAASE.”

“I want to chat to people, you can trust me!”

Wondering why the fuck she’d want someone to swipe on a bunch of people she’s not interested in, or why she’d hand the reins over for her friend to say whatever she wanted to to a stranger, Anita surprisingly has trouble getting Miya to back down.

“Pleasssee, it will be so much fun.”

“I’ll get you SO many dates hehehe.”

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey