Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag — The Betoota Advocate

Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag — The Betoota Advocate

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A Betoota Heights man has drawn a fat line in the sand today. 

28 year old chippy and general handyman Brett Davis has made an effort to set some standards, after rocking up to a barbecue at a mates place. 

The easy going and relaxed hubby to be did so after one of his friends tried to desecrate his trusty cooler bag. 

Opening up the crisp state of the art Yeti coolbag, Brett’s mate Tim reportedly tried to soil the session accessory by trying to place some bespoke craft beer tins in there. 

“Mind if I pop these bad boys in here,” laughed Tim, referencing his Twice Infused Tangerine West Coast XPA’s. 

After overcoming the surprise that the normally stingy Tim had actually brought enough beers to share for the evening, Brett had to regather his thoughts quickly before springing into action. 

“Take a hike big boy,” he laughed, getting into his mate. 

“You aren’t putting that stuff in there, you’ll spoil me Turkeys”

“Make em go off like some defrosted poultry that’s been left on the bench in direct sunlight for too long.”

“Only the good stuff goes in there,” he laughed, referencing his Gobblers, before fishing one out. 

“I trust my spirit, not the chemical cocktail in a can you’ve got there.” 

“Gobble gobble big fella, non of that craft rubbish,” he laughed before eventually dropping the rinsing and allowing a momentary pause to food and safety standards and granting Tim access of the Yeti cooler for the night. 

“Don’t worry, you won’t have to worry about me pinching any of em, but you stay away from my 101s alright.” 

Author: Stephen Bailey