DJ Has His Deck Thrown Into The Smokers Area After Destroying Another Banger With His Stupid Remix — The Betoota Advocate

DJ Has His Deck Thrown Into The Smokers Area After Destroying Another Banger With His Stupid Remix — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local DJ has copped a bit of mob justice this weekend, which onlookers vouch was ‘completely deserved.’

It’s alleged the incident occurred at the ‘Galaxy Bar’ at roughly 1.30 am Saturday night and was said to involve at least several members of the audience, though no one would tell police exactly who was involved.

The DJ in question, ‘Dr. Small Hands’ reports being quite shaken up by the incident and is reported to be suing the club for negligence, as his entire deck was thrown into the smoker’s area, incurring thousands of dollars in damages.

Though Dr. Small Hands reckons the violence was completely undeserved, a number of patrons have veiled to The Advocate that he was, quote ‘fucking asking for it’, after destorying multiple bangers with his stupid remixes – and what’s worse, is that he’d do it right after before beat dropped.

Speaking to a couple of people present at the scene, our reporter learns that his deck was immediately seized when he fucked up ‘Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!’ – which is completely understandable.

“He was fucking doing it all night, the sick fuck”, said one frustrated patron, “I don’t know if he honestly thought it was good or he got a thrill from it.”

“Surprised he didn’t get decked.”

The DJ has refused to offer a response to The Advocate but is said to have given his notice the bar and instead offered his services to RSL’s and boomer weddings.

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey