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Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Betoota Heights local Nathan Manners first met his girlfriend Jaya, he’d been the perfect gentleman. Sweet good morning texts, dinner dates and…
Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has drawn a fat line in the sand today. 28 year old chippy and general handyman Brett Davis has…
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…
“I Could Have Cooked This” Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today loudly voiced her disapproval, after daring to venture outside of her comfort zone and go to a restaurant….
South Sydney Rabbitohs Recruit Another Slow-Talking Englishman That Nobody Can Take Down — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South Sydney Rabbitohs can today boast another neckless English recruit who can’t be brought down with a meat axe. Prime Minister Anthony…
2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today. The aptly named Betoota Flight Path Cafe has…
Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that we are edging closer and closer to living in a dystopian society, a Melbourne landlord has advertised accommodation that is essentially…
Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Thousands of teachers have today walked out of schools around NSW, and marched in protest across numerous cities and towns. The disgraceful day…
Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last night. Brett Russell says he considered getting…
[REDACTED] Given NYC Job After Libs Failed To Get Blessing From Preferred Candidate’s Husband — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Government has told an inquiry into the appointment of former [redacted by legal] as a trade commissioner…
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