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‘Vote For Guy, Not Andrews’ Herald Sun Headlines Not Even Pretending To Be Unbiased Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Herald Sun might be getting desperate, it can be confirmed. This comes after Victoria’s most widely read tabloid has spent months going…
Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He’s Got A Licence For Those Guns — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brett Walker is blushing today, after being savagely lit up by a group of his mates. The Betoota Heights man has faced the…
NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…
Bring Back Rocket Mayo — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) ombudsman shows that there is not a good enough reason for…
Mate Who’s Always ‘On’ Wants To Hang Out Midweek — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “Well shit, thinks local woman Lilly Malvern, going into panic mode, “he’s got me.” She should have known better than to be honest…
Little Fat Lamb Starting To Go Down Like Razor Blades — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the week rolls towards the weekend, a local school leaver has revealed to The Advocate that he is starting to run out…
Tracy Grimshaw Receives A Hoon’s Confiscated 1990 Pintara As A Farewell Present From ACA — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A pioneer of Australian investigative journalism, Tracy Grimshaw’s final episode of A Current Affair will air at 7pm tonight. After 16 years hosting…
World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world’s most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please…
“We Need A Better Team That Plays Differently” Say Foz And Boz Teeing-Off On The Socceroos — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The most handsome members of the SBS World Cup Commentary Team, Craig Foster and Mark Bosnich, have provided emotionally charged expert analysis of…
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…