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NSW Premier Perrottet Responds To Media Questions About John Barilaro With A Phat Cloud — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2022 NSW election campaign is officially underway today, as state Premier Dominic Perrottet was officially asked a difficult question from a member…
Nazis Not Marching In Brisbane For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Social media is awash today with confronting imagery from down south, after a group of 30 literal Nazis marched through the centre of…
“You Be Careful With That VX Shit” Says Uncle Who Had His Own Experiences With TED Platinums — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being named after an extremely toxic nerve agent, the nation’s young blokes are eyeing off a night on…
Impoverished Intern Kicking Himself For Just Ordering Garlic Bread After Finding Out Boss Is Covering Pub Lunch — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young student attempting to survive on Youth Allowance is kicking himself today, after missing his opportunity to live large on…
Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn’t Want Anything — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An umaterialistic and perfectly content Betoota Heights father has used his birthday as an opportunity to make his family realised how humble and…
“There’s Too Many Migrants!” Says Patriot Who Reckons He’s Above Working Certain Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fella just looking for a place to rest his head at night is crestfallen today after yet…
Local Dad Reprimanded By Entire Family After Describing Son’s New Girlfriend As A ‘Chicky Babe’ — The Betoota Advocate
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact A Betoota Heights family has been plunged into turmoil this weekend after Hughseph (21) brought his new girlfriend Haeyley (20) to the family…
Advice Column | Time To Refinance Your Mortgage Or Just Stick Your Head In An Oven And Press Start? — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As Australia’s only finance guru who knows what it’s like to be broke and unable to save more than…
“Wouldn’t Happen If Justin Langer Was Still Coaching” Says Perth Bricklayer On War In Ukraine — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact The war in Ukraine has been a hot topic at a Perth local this week after one of the boys suggested that…
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…