NSW Premier Perrottet Responds To Media Questions About John Barilaro With A Phat Cloud — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Premier Perrottet Responds To Media Questions About John Barilaro With A Phat Cloud — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2022 NSW election campaign is officially underway today, as state Premier Dominic Perrottet was officially asked a difficult question from a member…

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Nazis Not Marching In Brisbane For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
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Nazis Not Marching In Brisbane For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Social media is awash today with confronting imagery from down south, after a group of 30 literal Nazis marched through the centre of…

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"You Be Careful With That VX Shit" Says Uncle Who Had His Own Experiences With TED Platinums — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Be Careful With That VX Shit” Says Uncle Who Had His Own Experiences With TED Platinums — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being named after an extremely toxic nerve agent, the nation’s young blokes are eyeing off a night on…

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Impoverished Intern Kicking Himself For Just Ordering Garlic Bread After Finding Out Boss Is Covering Pub Lunch — The Betoota Advocate
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Impoverished Intern Kicking Himself For Just Ordering Garlic Bread After Finding Out Boss Is Covering Pub Lunch — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young student attempting to survive on Youth Allowance is kicking himself today, after missing his opportunity to live large on…

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Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn't Want Anything — The Betoota Advocate
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Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn’t Want Anything — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An umaterialistic and perfectly content Betoota Heights father has used his birthday as an opportunity to make his family realised how humble and…

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"There's Too Many Migrants!" Says Patriot Who Reckons He's Above Working Certain Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
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“There’s Too Many Migrants!” Says Patriot Who Reckons He’s Above Working Certain Jobs — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fella just looking for a place to rest his head at night is crestfallen today after yet…

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Local Dad Reprimanded By Entire Family After Describing Son's New Girlfriend As A ‘Chicky Babe’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Reprimanded By Entire Family After Describing Son’s New Girlfriend As A ‘Chicky Babe’ — The Betoota Advocate

ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact A Betoota Heights family has been plunged into turmoil this weekend after Hughseph (21) brought his new girlfriend Haeyley (20) to the family…

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Advice Column | Time To Refinance Your Mortgage Or Just Stick Your Head In An Oven And Press Start? — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Time To Refinance Your Mortgage Or Just Stick Your Head In An Oven And Press Start? — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As Australia’s only finance guru who knows what it’s like to be broke and unable to save more than…

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“Wouldn’t Happen If Justin Langer Was Still Coaching” Says Perth Bricklayer On War In Ukraine — The Betoota Advocate
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“Wouldn’t Happen If Justin Langer Was Still Coaching” Says Perth Bricklayer On War In Ukraine — The Betoota Advocate

CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact The war in Ukraine has been a hot topic at a Perth local this week after one of the boys suggested that…

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Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
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Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate

CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…

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