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‘Car Garaged Overnight Or Outside On Street?’ Motorist Considers Lying On Insurance Form For Cheaper Annual Fee — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A motoring enthusiast who was born and raised in Betoota Ponds is today considering insurance fraud in order to save himself $79 this…
Average Australian On $62k A Year Upset To Learn Average Australian Wage Is $92k A Year — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact From deep within the thronging mass of average worker bees scurrying about Betoota’s financial district, a typical Joe has been caught staring vacantly…
Bali Immune From Uncle’s Disdain For Overseas Travel — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As his nieces and nephews make plans to travel overseas, uncle Tim Mirken (58) has made it clear that overseas travel is a…
Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Texts are flying across Betoota’s 3G network this evening after a post on Facebook Marketplace ignites some local gossip. At 8:32pm…
Dust Covered Self Help Book From Last Christmas Friendly Reminder You’ve Done Jack Shit All Year — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Steaming into his house after a night on the piss, it appears local carpet salesman Beau Hewitt has managed to do…
Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local family yardstick Dillain Crooper (34) has made an adjustment to his holiday plans following a leak in his incoming Christmas presents. In…
Advice Column | Educating Staff On How To Decouple Record Profits From Their Low Wage Growth — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you an important corporate exec like me? Then you’d know that in times of booming corporate profits like…
New Wave Of Chef Dramas Fail To Include Any Rockabilly Joe Rogan Fans With No Drivers Licence — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A new movie about the exotic creatures that are the world’s chefs has raised some interesting questions this week. With the release of ‘The Menu’,…
SBS Reminds Nation That Soccer Broadcasts Are Best Left To The Fucken Pros — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week into the 2022 FIFA World Cup and almost everything is as strange and unpleasant as would be expected when sporting administrators…
Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their party around. While Anthony Albanese and Peter…