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Teacher Not Striking Must Be Going For Deputy Principal Or Something — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After historic teacher strikes took place in the people’s republic of Sydney, it has been speculated that a teacher who didn’t strike must…
Decline Of Christianity Proves Morrison Government Will Leave A Lasting Legacy Afterall — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The 2021 census results confirm that No Religion has continued to be Australia’s fastest-moving religion as citizens turn away from Christianity, proving that…
Wedge Of Camembert Big Enough To Warrant Second Cracker — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A cheeseboard participant has proven to be a trusted economic manager as Charlotte Phillips (37) realised her freshly sliced wedge of camembert was…
Former Rep Netballer Standing on Bendy Bus Winces As Rotating Plate Tests Knee Stability — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former goal shooter has been caught off guard this morning, after a routine bus ride into the city has resulted…
Corporate Team-Building Exercise Reaffirms Mutual Disdain For Each Other And Workplace — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite robbing you of 12 hours of your day, the ability to do what you want and the option to have lunch in…
Institution That Arranges International Travel Documents Also Sells Burner Phones, Waffle Makers — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is asking the big questions this morning, trying to work out what the fuck is the go…
“It’s Not Covid!” Rejects Spluttering Coworker Who Doesn’t Want To Miss EOFY Open Bar — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local piss hound is hiding a throaty bark this afternoon, keeping a low profile to ensure he’s allowed to get…
Tigers Encouraged To Not Fuck Up Warriors NZ Return By Actually Winning — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Warriors fans are excited as their team will play a home game for the first time on home soil in three years. It…
Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who had been aptly warned that his Dine and Discover vouchers were about to expire, has royally fucked up by getting…
Nation’s Tradies Put Down The Tools To Celebrate Annual Invoicing Day — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Small and medium-sized residential worksites across the country are at least one man down today, as the nation’s tradies put down the tools…
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