Bloke Overcome With Urge To Message Ex After Fuckboy Tingle Alerts Him She May Be Moving On — The Betoota Advocate

Bloke Overcome With Urge To Message Ex After Fuckboy Tingle Alerts Him She May Be Moving On — The Betoota Advocate

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As he eagerly nods yes to offers of a knockoff beer (or two), local chippie Jacob Martin [27] is suddenly overcome with a strange tingling on the back of his neck and a slow liquid warm sensation seeping through his body.

He should text Chloe and ask her how she is.

Despite being the one to instigate the breakup (by acting cold and distant until she did the dirty work herself) Jacob has managed a whole eight months without so much as a single text message.

In fact, he’s barely given her a second thought, other than briefly wondering if she was still hot.

But now, he suddenly finds himself reliving through some of the cute memories they shared together, and desperately needing to know if he’s still got a hold over her – which may be partly because his inbox is very dry at the moment and dating hasn’t been as fortuitous as he’d thought, and he could do with a little ego boost.

Unfortunately for Chloe, she’d only just embarked on the preliminary stages of dating with a promising bloke after several months of healing, leaving her on the precipice of moving on.

But a fuckboy always knows.

“Heyyyyy I was just thinking about you”, fired off Jacob, “how’s life?”

“Kind of miss you haha.”

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey