EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A bloke who’s found himself on pivotal date number three has unfortunately made a poor judgemental call with his meal choice, which now has the potential to impact just how well the rest of the night goes.
Samson Dale  is alleged to have organised a date night at his favourite Chinese joint (which admittedly, he’d taken a few dates to) when he made the faux pas, ordering what was arguably the most garlic-heavy dish on the menu.
Seeing as the two of them had already swapped saliva on the last date, it’s understood that opting for a pungent dish was not the wisest decision Samson could have made – and what’s worse, is that it not only contained garlic and vinegar but cuttlefish too i.e the ultimate date repeller.
Luckily Samson quickly noticed the monumental fuckup he made and was able to discreetly duck into a servo to buy some chewing gum, later pretending he’d had it in his pocket the entire time as he pointedly offered his date a piece.
It’s alleged the chewy did a reasonably good job of masking the series of smelly food items battling for dominance in his mouth, and that Samson has already locked in date number four.
More to come.