Author: Stephen Bailey
Coogee Experiences Major Sewerage Breakdown After Systems Infiltrated By Rare Black Anaconda — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT County Coogee is today bursting at the seams, after an extraordinarily large Friday night. With St Patrick’s Day Celebrations still continuing for some,…
Bank Confirms Closure Of Its Regional Branches Due To Country Folks Being Super Poor And Weird — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Tanbarrar may be a quaint regional village set amongst gorgeous desert landscapes but its residents are finding it difficult…
Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT At 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t have a car or even a valid drivers…
Gerard Whateley Considers Performing Badly This Season To Give Robbo A Chance At The Alf Brown Award — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact AFL 360 is back baby and if you are wondering where that blinding light is coming from, it’s shining right out…
Albo’s India Trip Pays Off After Modi Agrees To Stronger Economic Ties And Better Cricket Pitches — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There have been positive developments for the strategic interests of Australia after Albo’s recent trip to the subcontinent, it has been said. The…
Advice Column | Strategies To Ignore The Guilt Of Unnecessarily Raising Your Investment Property’s Rent Again — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Last night, I attended the 32nd Annual Landlord’s Property Gala held in Betoota’s Old City Convention Centre, rubbing shoulders…
Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fully grown man last night revealed he has the eating habits of a child, much to the shock (and delight) of his…
Neo-Liberal China Hawk Says Killing Off Our Middle Class Is The Price We Have To Pay For Peace In The Indo-Pacific — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-congratulatory young man from our town’s leafiest enclave has shrugged off suggestions that the government is putting too…
First Roald Dahl, Now These PC-Police Lefties Want To Rewrite 14 Years Worth Of ZOO Magazines — The Betoota Advocate
BERNARD BEWMER | Outrage | CONTACT In news that probably won’t surprise anyone, Roald Dahl’s children’s books are being rewritten to remove language deemed offensive. The publisher of the…
Baker Confirms Gluten Free Bread Always Has Holes In It Because That’s Where The Gluten Used To Be — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local woman Gwen Bennett [34] had expected the odd few wrinkles there have been a few parts of her thirties that have…