Weary AFL Journo Collapses After 408-Hour Tailing Of Alistair Clarkson Comes To An End — The Betoota Advocate
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Weary AFL Journo Collapses After 408-Hour Tailing Of Alistair Clarkson Comes To An End — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Melbourne-based AFL journalist has today collapsed in a heap. Riddled by exhaustion, Jackson White-Guy apparently passed out on the street just outside…

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Relatable Aussie Larrikin Has A Laugh At Himself For Hilariously Undermining Nation's Democracy — The Betoota Advocate
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Relatable Aussie Larrikin Has A Laugh At Himself For Hilariously Undermining Nation’s Democracy — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s former Prime Minister has today proven that he’s still got it. After a barrage of criticism for deliberately undermining the nation’s…

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Scott Morrison's Secret Job Spree Sees Australia's Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate
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Scott Morrison’s Secret Job Spree Sees Australia’s Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Further details on the former Prime Minister’s desecration of the nation’s democracy have been confirmed today. It has been revealed that Scott Morrison’s…

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Gepubliceerd op 18 augustus 2022 in Nieuws Speciaal voor het live casino heeft het Holland Casino Online een toernooi ontwikkeld. Dit wordt het live Leaderboard…

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Idiot Mate’s Childish Hatred Of Coriander Automatically Rules Out 4 Different Cuisines For Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke with a childish palate has made dinner plans unnecessarily difficult this evening, after piping up that his delicate taste buds couldn’t…

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9 In 10 Encounters With Tasmania Tigers Are Filmed On A Nokia 3200 — The Betoota Advocate
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9 In 10 Encounters With Tasmania Tigers Are Filmed On A Nokia 3200 — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A joint investigation between Dubbo’s Western Plains Zoo and the CSIRO has concluded that nearly all encounters with the elusive yet extinct Tasmania…

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Housemate Eagerly Waits For Stove To Be Scrubbed Clean To Pour Entire Jar Of Pasta Sauce On It — The Betoota Advocate
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Housemate Eagerly Waits For Stove To Be Scrubbed Clean To Pour Entire Jar Of Pasta Sauce On It — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact At the age of 31, single woman Mia Hewitt ideally would love nothing more than to live on his own, if not for…

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NRL Opts To Keep Grand Final In Worst Stadium Known To Human Kind — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Opts To Keep Grand Final In Worst Stadium Known To Human Kind — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Rugby League has today spat in the face of Queensland and opted to continue hosting the Grand Final in the worst…

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António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN — The Betoota Advocate
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António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global….

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Advice Column | Speaking My Truth As One Of The 60 Millionaires Who Paid No Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Speaking My Truth As One Of The 60 Millionaires Who Paid No Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact Since coming out as one of Australia’s 60 millionaires who paid no tax this financial year, I’ve been copping a lot…

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