“Oh They Were SOOO Good at Splendour” Says Local Girl After Every Song — The Betoota Advocate
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“Oh They Were SOOO Good at Splendour” Says Local Girl After Every Song — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Hottest 100 house party is pumping in the French Quarter this afternoon, as a rabble of young revellers tune in…

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Local Boyfriend Nails It With Moonlight Cinema Tickets And Woolies Sushi Platter — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Boyfriend Nails It With Moonlight Cinema Tickets And Woolies Sushi Platter — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is patting himself on the back this evening after pulling off a well-planned date night. Having spent the…

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An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn't Vote In Hottest 100 — The Betoota Advocate
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An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn’t Vote In Hottest 100 — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local lightning rod has caused a bit of stir today, despite there not being a cloud in sight.  With Betoota’s weather system…

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Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the inner peace he has found after a…

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Café Breakfast Ruined After Nearby Table Loudly Discusses The Property Market Of Australia — The Betoota Advocate
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Café Breakfast Ruined After Nearby Table Loudly Discusses The Property Market Of Australia — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The rather expensive yet hip boulangerie, Le Petit Manchot, has for years now been serving up the most delicious breakfast a yuppie can…

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Advice Column | Powerful Ways To Blame The Economy For Your Portfolio’s Terrible Performance — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Powerful Ways To Blame The Economy For Your Portfolio’s Terrible Performance — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As the third most popular financial advice guru in Australia – behind the Barefoot Investor and Davo down the…

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Local Girl Who Can’t Be Assed Shaving Her Legs Fends Off Potentially Boring Date By Playing The Gastro Card — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Who Can’t Be Assed Shaving Her Legs Fends Off Potentially Boring Date By Playing The Gastro Card — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is glad to have won back her Friday night after skillfully playing the oldest trick in the book….

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Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune — The Betoota Advocate
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Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In more breaking news from the hottest house party in Betoota this afternoon, a bloke who loves to sesh has confirmed…

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Girl Who Used To Hiss At Substitute Teachers Now Competes At Weekend Powerlifting Comps — The Betoota Advocate
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Girl Who Used To Hiss At Substitute Teachers Now Competes At Weekend Powerlifting Comps — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Brisbane man’s commute to the city has become mildly more interesting this morning, as he tunes into the local news…

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Local Farmer A Little Bit More Shy About Political Views After Reading 'Bulldozed' Over Christmas — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Farmer A Little Bit More Shy About Political Views After Reading ‘Bulldozed’ Over Christmas — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was once a time where local primary producer, Jamie Jennings (58) took great pleasure in imparting his political wisdom on anyone would…

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