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Local Girl’s Melbourne Trip Declared Roaring Success After Managing To Nab A Lune Croissant — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today returned to Perth with a smile on her face, and a strong sense of satisfaction. The Subiaco via…
Boyfriend Pained To Admit He Actually Quite Enjoyed Going To The Theatre — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights man has today found himself confronting a weird new reality. Berrick Watts (28) says he is currently coming to…
Local Moneybags Rocking Up With Deli Chips Makes Sure Everyone Knows He Brought The Fancy Ones — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Local funds manager Hugo Dalton-Greeve would never concede that he’s privileged, but he will admit that he’s got more coin than…
Young Couple Forced To Clap For Property Investors Winning Another Auction — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the fact that the Tarocash wearing chode holding the gavel is the only one who enjoys them, property auctions have been allowed…
Inflation Causes Pub Violence To Increase To Two Punch Attacks — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With everything seeming to cost double of what it was before, inflation has seen pub violence increase to two punch attacks instead of…
Girlfriend Who Has Never Expressed An Interest In F1 Knows An Awful Lot About Charles Leclerc — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke James Haden has this week had quite the shock after discovering that his girlfriend Lisa not only has an interest in…
Boyfriend Told To Allow For At Least 60 Minutes Worth Of Laneway Photoshoots On Melbourne Trip — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke going on a Melbourne trip with his girlfriend has been warned to allow at least an hour for some laneway photoshoots,…
“15 Cents For A Plastic Bag?!” Shopper Leaves Full Trolley At Checkout After Forgetting Own Bags — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There’s been a bit of a scene today down in good old Betoota Heights’ notorious South Point shopping centre. The centre’s supermarket, Skinners,…
Couple Who Keep Talking About ‘Fertility Windows’ Told To Keep Nutting Schedules To Themselves, Thanks — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple have been told to kindly please shut the fuck up, after telling anything anybody and everybody that they’re rooting like rabbits….
Millennial Homeowner Spends Another Day Dodging Phone Calls From Excited Boomer Journos — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Millennial has had another phone battery drained to shit after wasting another day dodging phone calls from excited boomer journos. The…