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Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Herself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Herself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Dawn Packham [31] has this week come to the conclusion that life simply isn’t difficult enough. After having a peaceful and…

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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate
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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact February is the shortest and least favourite month for Australian sporting fans and is a notorious sporting doldrum that…

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Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Himself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Himself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Dawn Packham [31] has this week come to the conclusion that life simply isn’t difficult enough. After having a peaceful and…

Continue Reading Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Himself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate
"This Is Some Fucken Bullshit" Mutters Bill Gates After No Jab Novak Claims 22nd Grand Slam — The Betoota Advocate
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“This Is Some Fucken Bullshit” Mutters Bill Gates After No Jab Novak Claims 22nd Grand Slam — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Microsoft founder and vaccine proponent Bill Gates put on a brave face last night at the Australian Open as…

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Universally Loved Athlete Unites Sporting World With Euphoric Comeback Win — The Betoota Advocate
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Universally Loved Athlete Unites Sporting World With Euphoric Comeback Win — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sports fans across the nation and the world are joyful dancing around in unison today, after a stirring sporting victory last night. Following…

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Tennis Fan Just Loves Matches That Leave You Horribly Anxious And Under-Slept Like Last Night — The Betoota Advocate
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Tennis Fan Just Loves Matches That Leave You Horribly Anxious And Under-Slept Like Last Night — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local HR professional, Shel Monterey (31) has today arrived at her South Betoota office today with bags under her eyes and a wry…

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“Oh They Were SOOO Good at Splendour” Says Local Girl After Every Song — The Betoota Advocate
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“Oh They Were SOOO Good at Splendour” Says Local Girl After Every Song — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Hottest 100 house party is pumping in the French Quarter this afternoon, as a rabble of young revellers tune in…

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Local Boyfriend Nails It With Moonlight Cinema Tickets And Woolies Sushi Platter — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Boyfriend Nails It With Moonlight Cinema Tickets And Woolies Sushi Platter — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is patting himself on the back this evening after pulling off a well-planned date night. Having spent the…

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An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn't Vote In Hottest 100 — The Betoota Advocate
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An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn’t Vote In Hottest 100 — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local lightning rod has caused a bit of stir today, despite there not being a cloud in sight.  With Betoota’s weather system…

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Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the inner peace he has found after a…

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