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Curaçao maakt echt werk van een eigen casino licentie
Gepubliceerd op 12 augustus 2022 in Nieuws Een paar maanden terug werd bekend dat de Nederlandse overheid Curaçao verplicht had om het legaliseren van online…
Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An ‘Italian Job’ On The European Nation’s Spiralling Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT In response to Italy’s ongoing economic crisis and the shocking resignation of their PM Mario Draghi, the Italian people have demanded that Mark…
James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram socialiser James Franco has been cast to…
Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a certified Bonglord of Dogtown, Millennial Joey Rand (31) is no longer bragging about his drug use which means he must actually…
Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Celebrating with a letter from the Queen and a kilo of prawns, Australia’s oldest man Wilberforth Stoker (110) has confirmed that he doesn’t…
Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself becoming a little anxious tonight after her date unexpectedly behaved like a perfect gentleman and didn’t attempt…
Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought a group camping trip could not get anymore tedious, local flakey dad Turren Ermine (44) has reportedly begun taking…
Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so…
Local Cafe Applauds As Brief Glare From Bullmastiff Shuts Up Yappy Pomeranian — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Patrons of a French Quarter cafe are praising the work of an English Bullmastiff this morning, after it managed to restore…
ATO Apologises And Refunds Gerry Harvey The $6.89 He Mistakenly Paid In Tax This Financial Year — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Gerry Harvey, the billionaire boss of Australia’s leading cultural appliance retailer Harvey Norman, has blown a gasket on 3AW Radio this morning. Affectionately…
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