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Hiring Some Permanent Fucking Staff — The Betoota Advocate
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Hiring Some Permanent Fucking Staff — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s former flagship airline has today been hit with a radical new proposal to deal with the numerous crises afflicting them. Titled…

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Share House Embarks On Day 63 Without Bare Essentials After OG Roomie Finally Moves Out — The Betoota Advocate
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Share House Embarks On Day 63 Without Bare Essentials After OG Roomie Finally Moves Out — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact You never really know what you’ve got until it’s gone, and for residents located at 21 Bourke St Betoota Heights, they’ve learnt this…

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Sir Joh Government Starting To Look Like A Pretty Tidy Operation Next To NSW Liberals — The Betoota Advocate
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Sir Joh Government Starting To Look Like A Pretty Tidy Operation Next To NSW Liberals — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Residents of New South Wales have today exacted sweet revenge for the embarrassment they endured throughout the 2022 State Of Origin series. This…

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Trump Criticises FBI For Not Sending A Calendar Invite For Their Unannounced Mar-a-Lago Raid — The Betoota Advocate
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Trump Criticises FBI For Not Sending A Calendar Invite For Their Unannounced Mar-a-Lago Raid — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Former President of the United States has today slammed the nation’s Federal Bureau of Investigation for treating him like anyone else. This…

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Nation's Secretly Tender Bad Boys Break Out The Greaser Jackets In Tribute To Their First Love — The Betoota Advocate
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Nation’s Secretly Tender Bad Boys Break Out The Greaser Jackets In Tribute To Their First Love — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians of all ages are today mourning the first woman they were hopelessly devoted to, Olivia Newton-John. Colloquially known as ‘The Neutron Bomb’…

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All Blacks Actually Playing Like They Come From A Dorky Little Nation Of Only 5 Million People — The Betoota Advocate
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All Blacks Actually Playing Like They Come From A Dorky Little Nation Of Only 5 Million People — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some sad news from across the dutch, our cute but dorky little cousins from the remote island state of New Zealand are…

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John Barilaro Unwinds After A Big Day At Parliamentary Inquiry By Braining A Couple Of Koalas — The Betoota Advocate
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John Barilaro Unwinds After A Big Day At Parliamentary Inquiry By Braining A Couple Of Koalas — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Former Deputy Premier of NSW has today taken a bit of time to himself to unwind from a hectic start to the…

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Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who finally caved and downloaded this Be Real app everybody’s been talking about has found himself deleting it just three days…

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Corporate Drone Rebels Against Dress Code With Silly Socks That Really Show Off His Zany Personality! — The Betoota Advocate
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Corporate Drone Rebels Against Dress Code With Silly Socks That Really Show Off His Zany Personality! — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who works for one of the ‘Big 4’ has this week showed that he’s not like other corporate drones, if the…

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Recently-Single Pete Davidson Reportedly Already Rooting Both Cher And Susan Sarandon — The Betoota Advocate
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Recently-Single Pete Davidson Reportedly Already Rooting Both Cher And Susan Sarandon — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US tabloids are in overdrive this week, as entertainment reporters rush to get the scoop on which absolute smokeshow Pete Davidson has landed…

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