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Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense — The Betoota Advocate
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Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A professionally dubious Accountant is being praised today, after turning a blind eye to some low level tax fraud. Working late…

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Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City2Surf Bib Just In Case Anyone Wasn't Aware He Raced Yesterday — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City2Surf Bib Just In Case Anyone Wasn’t Aware He Raced Yesterday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An office in Sydney’s CBD is this morning trying to avoid contact with one of the company’s favourite sons. This comes after Bondi…

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Curaçao maakt echt werk van een eigen casino licentie
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Curaçao maakt echt werk van een eigen casino licentie

Gepubliceerd op 12 augustus 2022 in Nieuws Een paar maanden terug werd bekend dat de Nederlandse overheid Curaçao verplicht had om het legaliseren van online…

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Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An 'Italian Job' On The European Nation's Spiralling Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
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Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An ‘Italian Job’ On The European Nation’s Spiralling Inflation — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT In response to Italy’s ongoing economic crisis and the shocking resignation of their PM Mario Draghi, the Italian people have demanded that Mark…

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James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate
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James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram socialiser James Franco has been cast to…

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Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a certified Bonglord of Dogtown, Millennial Joey Rand (31) is no longer bragging about his drug use which means he must actually…

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Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Celebrating with a letter from the Queen and a kilo of prawns, Australia’s oldest man Wilberforth Stoker (110) has confirmed that he doesn’t…

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Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself becoming a little anxious tonight after her date unexpectedly behaved like a perfect gentleman and didn’t attempt…

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Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously — The Betoota Advocate
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Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought a group camping trip could not get anymore tedious, local flakey dad Turren Ermine (44) has reportedly begun taking…

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Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so…

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