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Parramatta Eels Hit The Sheds Immediately As Hindmarsh Pops Into Training To Offer Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate
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Parramatta Eels Hit The Sheds Immediately As Hindmarsh Pops Into Training To Offer Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Parramatta Eels icon Nathan Hindmarsh has today spat the dummy, after being denied a hero’s welcome at his old club. The 49-year-old…

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Optus Hacker Apologises For Everything And Says He's Been Grounded For Entire School Holidays — The Betoota Advocate
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Optus Hacker Apologises For Everything And Says He’s Been Grounded For Entire School Holidays — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 9-year-old boy from our nation’s self-serving, sanctimonious “first state” of New South Wales has apologised for hacking into…

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Local Girl Having Her Fortnightly Menty B Realises Dogs Really Do Look Like Their Owners — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Having Her Fortnightly Menty B Realises Dogs Really Do Look Like Their Owners — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she stares at herself sobbing in the bathroom mirror, local girl Sadie Partridge [22] is struck with two thoughts. One, crying makes…

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AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head — The Betoota Advocate
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AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years of dragging the chain on privacy protections to focus on tweaking religious discrimination laws, the Australian Government is today panicking…

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"That Should Make Me Feel Better" Says Man Who Just Pumped Two Kilos Of Cheesey Bowties — The Betoota Advocate
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“That Should Make Me Feel Better” Says Man Who Just Pumped Two Kilos Of Cheesey Bowties — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter has made himself some comfort food this afternoon because he went quite hard on the weekend…

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Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in a weird AirBnB with staff, multiple suites,…

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Eels Fans Starting To Believe As Brad Arthur Rocks Up To Parra Leagues In Jack Gibson's Kangaroo Fur Coat — The Betoota Advocate
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Eels Fans Starting To Believe As Brad Arthur Rocks Up To Parra Leagues In Jack Gibson’s Kangaroo Fur Coat — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Momentum is growing in Sydney’s second city this week, as the Parramatta Eels quiet and graciously begin preparations for the 2022 NRL Grand…

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Local Woman On Tampon Run Asserts Dominance By Nunchucking Coworkers On The Way To Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman On Tampon Run Asserts Dominance By Nunchucking Coworkers On The Way To Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local office worker has decided to take a leaf out of the weird period Tik Tok chick’s book, by trying to break…

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Halal Certification No Longer A Concern For Rednecks After A Few Years Of Genuine Drama — The Betoota Advocate
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Halal Certification No Longer A Concern For Rednecks After A Few Years Of Genuine Drama — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In things you may not have thought about in absolute yonks, it has been confirmed that Halal Certification is no longer the number…

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Police Determine Optus Hacker Probably Isn't In Sydney After Asking For Modest $1m Ransom — The Betoota Advocate
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Police Determine Optus Hacker Probably Isn’t In Sydney After Asking For Modest $1m Ransom — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Investigators have been able to narrow down the Optus hacker’s whereabouts today after they asked for a pathetic $1m…

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