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Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM — The Betoota Advocate
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Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Political diehards are foaming at the mouth today after revelations a famous figure could be coming out of retirement. Norman Gunston, one of…

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"You've Wasted Another Year Of Your Life," Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies — The Betoota Advocate
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“You’ve Wasted Another Year Of Your Life,” Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Walking into the Old City District’s Kellett’s Gunsmith & Grocers on Market Street and the many things that catch…

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Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself…

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Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense — The Betoota Advocate
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Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A professionally dubious Accountant is being praised today, after turning a blind eye to some low level tax fraud. Working late…

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Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City2Surf Bib Just In Case Anyone Wasn't Aware He Raced Yesterday — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City2Surf Bib Just In Case Anyone Wasn’t Aware He Raced Yesterday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An office in Sydney’s CBD is this morning trying to avoid contact with one of the company’s favourite sons. This comes after Bondi…

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Curaçao maakt echt werk van een eigen casino licentie
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Curaçao maakt echt werk van een eigen casino licentie

Gepubliceerd op 12 augustus 2022 in Nieuws Een paar maanden terug werd bekend dat de Nederlandse overheid Curaçao verplicht had om het legaliseren van online…

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Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An 'Italian Job' On The European Nation's Spiralling Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
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Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An ‘Italian Job’ On The European Nation’s Spiralling Inflation — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT In response to Italy’s ongoing economic crisis and the shocking resignation of their PM Mario Draghi, the Italian people have demanded that Mark…

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James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate
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James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram socialiser James Franco has been cast to…

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Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a certified Bonglord of Dogtown, Millennial Joey Rand (31) is no longer bragging about his drug use which means he must actually…

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Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Celebrating with a letter from the Queen and a kilo of prawns, Australia’s oldest man Wilberforth Stoker (110) has confirmed that he doesn’t…

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