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Local Bloke Escapes Clutches of Boring Colleague By Announcing “Mate, I’m Dying for a Piss” — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Escapes Clutches of Boring Colleague By Announcing “Mate, I’m Dying for a Piss” — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a professional with 10+ years experience in corporate life, local accountant Adam Edwards knows how to navigate an office Christmas…

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Albo Censures Marrickville Barista For Playing Mumford & Sons — The Betoota Advocate
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Albo Censures Marrickville Barista For Playing Mumford & Sons — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has proved he’s on a real censuring kick this week and will be moving to censure his barista for…

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Fed Square Football Celebrations Banned After Council Receives Noise Complaints From Inner-City Sydney Boomer — The Betoota Advocate
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Fed Square Football Celebrations Banned After Council Receives Noise Complaints From Inner-City Sydney Boomer — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact After years of lockdowns, Melburnian youths could be forgiven for thinking they would once again be allowed to party. With the FIFA World…

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Crippling Back Pain Forces Former Punk To Insert Comfy Insoles Into Vans Before Attending Hardcore Show — The Betoota Advocate
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Crippling Back Pain Forces Former Punk To Insert Comfy Insoles Into Vans Before Attending Hardcore Show — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former emo kid is suffering some emotional stress this morning, after being forced to ask himself “What’s My Age Again?”….

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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple 'The Nod' For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple ‘The Nod’ For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A silent kinship has been sort of shared in Betoota Heights today as a local dad gave a lesbian couple ‘the nod’ for…

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Gen-Z Not Really Committed To The 90s Aesthetic Unless They Rock The Casio Watch — The Betoota Advocate
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Gen-Z Not Really Committed To The 90s Aesthetic Unless They Rock The Casio Watch — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former Pokemon Master has decided to throw it back this week, as he attempts to wind back the clock with…

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Menthol Cigarettes To Be Banned In Horrible Attack On Divorcees — The Betoota Advocate
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Menthol Cigarettes To Be Banned In Horrible Attack On Divorcees — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With another attack on e-cigarettes and other tobacco products on the horizon, menthol cigarettes could be banned in what is being described as…

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Local Woman Uses Her Boyfriend Privilege By Getting Absolutely Shitfaced At Girls Bottomless Brunch — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Uses Her Boyfriend Privilege By Getting Absolutely Shitfaced At Girls Bottomless Brunch — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Slumped over a table at exactly 2:56pm, French Quarter local Kaylee Wattle [26] has officially tapped out of bottomless brunch. Having both the…

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Disgusting Display Of Wealth On Show As 1987 Honda Accord Lies Abandoned On Local Street — The Betoota Advocate
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Disgusting Display Of Wealth On Show As 1987 Honda Accord Lies Abandoned On Local Street — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the price of used cars continues to trend upwards in a detached, hyper-inflated hell ride, a Betoota Grove…

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Inspired By Jordan Peterson, Scott Morrison Releases Own 12 Rules For Life  — The Betoota Advocate
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Inspired By Jordan Peterson, Scott Morrison Releases Own 12 Rules For Life  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving he can still embarrass us even when he’s not PM, Scotty from Marketing bought front row meet and greet tickets to YouTube…

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