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OnAir Entertainment komt naar Nederland
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OnAir Entertainment komt naar Nederland

Gepubliceerd op 7 oktober 2022 in Nieuws In samenwerking met de goksite Bingoal komt het bedrijf OnAir Entertainment naar Nederland. OnAir Entertainment houdt zich bezig…

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Single Blokes Link Up For Some Good Old-Fashioned Power Drinking After Rain Scares Off The Sheilas — The Betoota Advocate
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Single Blokes Link Up For Some Good Old-Fashioned Power Drinking After Rain Scares Off The Sheilas — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two young fellas from our town’s vapid, soulless Heights district are set to link up tonight for some good,…

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Advice Column | Completely Legal And Normal Ways To Reduce Your Taxable Income To Zero — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT It is no secret that in many boroughs of Betoota, rates of financial literacy are poor. That is why…

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Australians Once Again Treating Their Beautiful Lettuce Like Shit As Prices Return To Normal — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Once Again Treating Their Beautiful Lettuce Like Shit As Prices Return To Normal — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian shoppers are once again treating their fruit and veggies like absolute shit, as prices finally plummet to pre-pandemic levels. Lettuce, in particular,…

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Local Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Hippy About Tattoo — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Kick-ons participator Haley McKenna (28) ruined her evening by making a mistake she will surely never make again.  During a much needed Saturday…

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Cheap Brunch Spot Passes Wage Theft On To You — The Betoota Advocate
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Cheap Brunch Spot Passes Wage Theft On To You — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving they are for the quiet Australian the Coalition government cut Sunday penalty rates in July 2019 enabling business owners to pay their…

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Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say travel broadens the horizon and that may be true for intrepid traveller Henry Voss (19) who has learnt that sometimes he…

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Local Girl Uses Friend’s Lavish Engagement Party to Hard Launch New Boyfriend — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Uses Friend’s Lavish Engagement Party to Hard Launch New Boyfriend — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota girl has capitalised on a rather swanky engagement party, using the extravagant occasion to officially ‘Hard Launch’ her new…

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Local Girl Spends Costume Party Avoiding Eye Contact With Weird Dude Dressed As ‘The Joker’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Spends Costume Party Avoiding Eye Contact With Weird Dude Dressed As ‘The Joker’ — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT After a four year stint at University and a long history of mingling in circles filled with ‘Drama kids’, local Betoota girl…

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Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die — The Betoota Advocate
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Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die — The Betoota Advocate

HARVEY THOMAS | Opinion | Contact Here I sit in the kitchen of my favourite home (which I probably have to refer to as they/them now) staring at an…

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