Month: April 2023
Albo Defends Acting As The Nyotaimori Body Sushi Model At Kyle Sandiland’s Wedding — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has come under fire for attending the wedding of controversial FM radio shock jock Kyle Sandilands…
Ricky Stuart Unable To Fathom Someone Not Wanting To Spend Their Entire Life In Beautiful Canberra — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Canberra Raider’s star Jack Wighton’s bombshell decision to leave the nation’s capital for the South Sydney Rabbitohs next year has sparked anger…
Bánh Mì Joint Still Charging $7 for Roll and Can Combo Receives National Heritage Listing — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In local news, a cherished Bánh Mì takeaway shop has been awarded a place on the National Heritage List this week…
Woke Millennial Teacher Reckons You Can’t Send A Kid To School With A Chip Sandwich Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A hard-working Betoota Heights father received a call this afternoon from his son’s teacher a Green Road State School…
Local Bloke Boosts Immune System For Flu Season By Making Full Mouth Contact On Team Water Bottles — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota Dolphins 4th grader has given his immune system a boost today by bravely sucking on the festering nozzle of…
Dad Asks Daughter’s New Boyfriend What He Drives Like He’s Conducting An AFP Background Check — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One young man’s inevitable ‘meet the parents’ moment took place in front a couple dozen eager eyes at a local Betoota pub…
Vietnamese Joint Lets White Customers Know They Don’t Mess Around With Chillies By Leaving Tissue Boxes On Tables — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A backstreet CBD Vietnamese takeaway has been applauded today for leaving out a warning sign to its queue of white customers….
Every Member Of All Boys Sharehouse Make Switch From Kmart Fan To Kmart Electric Blanket — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An awe-inspiring annual migration has taken place today as every member of an all boys sharehouse has made the switch from a Kmart…
Equalution Diet Ensures You Get Correct Amount Of Microplastics — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Equalution is the cool new diet program based on getting a healthy amount of all of the things on the nutritional information table…
Housing Crisis Deepens As Nation’s Boomers Call On Government To Criminalise Broke Adult Children Moving Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact NIMBYISM has taken on a deeper meaning today after the Nation’s property moguls decided it also applies to their one asset that never…