Month: February 2023
België is bang dat verbod op reclames zorgt voor toename illegaal gokken
Gepubliceerd op 28 februari 2023 in Nieuws In België zijn ze al een stap verder dan in Nederland. Bij onze zuiderburen is besloten dat online…
Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It’s A Shithole That’s Full Of Wankers — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat people of Sydney will have to wait a little longer for some proper airborne hospitality after low-cost…
Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He’s Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today played a fairly straight bat to some short stuff from his mates. The reasonably well liked without being…
Dutton Says Super Concessional Tax Increases Are An Attack On Everyday, Beach House-Owning Australians — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has blasted the Federal Government’s move to double the superannuation concessional tax rate for people…
Man Cave Such A Nicer Term Than Wank Den — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As popular real estate terms such as ‘Master Bedroom’ and ‘Servant’s Quarters’ continue to be phased out, everyone can agree that ‘Man Cave’…
Local Bloke Sitting in Midday Movie Wonders What The Hell Is Everyone Else Is Doing Here — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A recently unemployed man has discovered the awkward joy of attending the movies during daylight today, as he looks for a…
Stephen King Novel Adapted Into Upcoming Horror Film About The Tuesday After Sydney Mardi Gras — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-awaited film adaption of an iconic Stephen King horror novel set in Sydney’s gloomy Autumn cusp is set to hit screens in…
Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Coles has a meat bandit and he’s become a hero to the community this week after…
Stoner Adult Son And Tradie Each Despising Each Other For Being Home Today — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A cold war took place in the Betoota Flight Path District today as a visiting tradie and adult son spent the day flashing…
“What Is The Point Of It All?” Wonders Bloke As He Inspects Yet Another Mouldy $900-A-Week Shithole Under A Flightpath That He Can’t Really Afford
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After his own landlord decided to take part in this nation orgy of greed, a local man is on…