Month: January 2023
René Jansen kondigt vernieuwde versie van CRUKS aan
Gepubliceerd op 31 januari 2023 in Nieuws René Jansen heeft de afgelopen week een toespraak gehouden ter ere van het 10 jarig bestaan van CVVS….
Wealthy Homeowner Never Thought She Was Capable Of Violence Until Someone Left A Boat Outside Her House — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the hills surrounding Lake Betoota, it’s not uncommon to see boats lining the streets beyond the parking signs…
ClubsNSW Not Doing A Good Job Of Explaining What The Fuck This Blood Money Actually Gets Spent On — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the issue of problem gambling at the centre of the NSW election, it appears that the pro-pokie machine lobby groups are really…
Teacher On Big Lunch Duty Old Enough For Students To Get Away With Full Blown Tackle Footy — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The boys at Betoota Ponds Sports High have today returned to the classroom from big lunch coated in bloody noses and knee grazes,…
WA Radioactive Capsule Reportedly Just A Long Forgotten Lunch Box With Left Over Butter Chicken — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Democratic people’s Republic of Western Australia has just let out a massive sigh of relief. The cause of the giant exhalation over…
Retiring Liberal MP Brad Hazzard Offers To Martyr Himself In ClubsNSW Foyer For Greater Good Of State — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has had to both thank but distance himself from outgoing Liberal MP Brad Hazzard, who…
Bloke Who Used To Watch The ‘Satisfaction’ Music Video On Repeat Absolutely Appalled By Sam Smith — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights father John Mathieson [48] has today taken angrily to Facebook to write a very long, heavily typoed post about the ‘destruction…
Kindergarten Teacher Sighs As First Wave Of Kids Called ‘Doja’ And ‘Dua’ Arrive — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows are being raised in a demountable classroom at West Betoota Primary this morning as a local kindergarten teacher gets the…
The People Who Control Arts Funding In This Country Put Retirement Off After Government Turns Tap Back On — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ageing terrace house dwellers that control what we local content we see and hear in this country are…
“Surprise Surprise” Laugh Nation’s Parents As Marie Kondo Reveals She’s Given Up On Tidying — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some inevitable news which comes as a surprise to no one in particular, Marie Kondo has revealed that ‘she’s kind of given…