Month: November 2022
Co-Worker Asks If You Heard Their Repulsive Neck Crack — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Office worker Beatrice Bremmer (35) is considering going to HR and The Hague today after her co-worker Cindy Clunk (30) audibly cracked her…
Senator Jacinta Price Officially Promoted To ‘One Of The Good Ones’ By Her Redneck Overlords — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems there has been enough rain in regional Australia this year for the National Party to delve back into the murky culture…
Armchair Expert To Dip Into His U/10s Soccer Career To Scream Strategic Advice At Socceroos — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Like many Aussie blokes whose belt size sits in the 40s, Harry “Hogga” Armstrong has never had an athletic build suited…
World Cup Cameraman Manages To Go 10 Minutes Without Finding A Smokeshow In The Crowd — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An essential cog in the World Cup machine has been showered with praise today, after managing to pull off a spectacular achievement. The…
‘iPads Are Lazy Parenting’ Says Woman Whose Kids Used To Melt Wheelie Bins In Middle Of The Night — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Shaking her head in disdain, Kathleen Schultz [56] informs The Advocate that she’s sick and tired of seeing exhausted young parents taking the…
America Somehow Defeats A Middle Eastern Country Without Destabilising Their Democratic Process Through Illegal Military Operations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States of America is celebrating a historic day today, after finally being able to successfully beat a Middle Eastern nation. After…
“Please God Let This Year End” Barnaby Says To Himself As He Daydreams About Taking That First Sip Of Ice Cold Tooheys New Down At The Pacific Hotel In Yamba
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A forgotten victim in today’s political games has already checked out mentally, he tells The Advocate, and has turned…
“Highlighting My Blatant, Psychopathic, Extremely Weird Abuses Of Power Is Political Intimidation” — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Member for Cook has today shocked the nation by revealing that he is physically incapable of saying the word sorry. The former…
Cashback bonussen worden verboden in Nederland
Gepubliceerd op 29 november 2022 in Nieuws De Nederlandse Kansspelautoriteit heeft bekendgemaakt dat cashback bonussen binnenkort officieel verboden worden in Nederland. In het buitenland is…
Mate Who Insists On Walking Home Maggoted Told To Get In The Uber Nedd Brockmann — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local loose cannon has this weekend been forcibly pinned down by his mates after yet again getting a little belligerent on the…