‘Car Garaged Overnight Or Outside On Street?’ Motorist Considers Lying On Insurance Form For Cheaper Annual Fee — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Car Garaged Overnight Or Outside On Street?’ Motorist Considers Lying On Insurance Form For Cheaper Annual Fee — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A motoring enthusiast who was born and raised in Betoota Ponds is today considering insurance fraud in order to save himself $79 this…

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Average Australian On $62k A Year Upset To Learn Average Australian Wage Is $92k A Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Average Australian On $62k A Year Upset To Learn Average Australian Wage Is $92k A Year — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact From deep within the thronging mass of average worker bees scurrying about Betoota’s financial district, a typical Joe has been caught staring vacantly…

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Bali Immune From Uncle's Disdain For Overseas Travel — The Betoota Advocate
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Bali Immune From Uncle’s Disdain For Overseas Travel — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As his nieces and nephews make plans to travel overseas, uncle Tim Mirken (58) has made it clear that overseas travel is a…

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Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate
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Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Texts are flying across Betoota’s 3G network this evening after a post on Facebook Marketplace ignites some local gossip. At 8:32pm…

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Dust Covered Self Help Book From Last Christmas Friendly Reminder You’ve Done Jack Shit All Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Dust Covered Self Help Book From Last Christmas Friendly Reminder You’ve Done Jack Shit All Year — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Steaming into his house after a night on the piss, it appears local carpet salesman Beau Hewitt has managed to do…

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Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local family yardstick Dillain Crooper (34) has made an adjustment to his holiday plans following a leak in his incoming Christmas presents.  In…

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Advice Column | Educating Staff On How To Decouple Record Profits From Their Low Wage Growth — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Educating Staff On How To Decouple Record Profits From Their Low Wage Growth — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you an important corporate exec like me? Then you’d know that in times of booming corporate profits like…

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New Wave Of Chef Dramas Fail To Include Any Rockabilly Joe Rogan Fans With No Drivers Licence — The Betoota Advocate
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New Wave Of Chef Dramas Fail To Include Any Rockabilly Joe Rogan Fans With No Drivers Licence — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A new movie about the exotic creatures that are the world’s chefs has raised some interesting questions this week. With the release of ‘The Menu’,…

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SBS Reminds Nation That Soccer Broadcasts Are Best Left To The Fucken Pros — The Betoota Advocate
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SBS Reminds Nation That Soccer Broadcasts Are Best Left To The Fucken Pros — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week into the 2022 FIFA World Cup and almost everything is as strange and unpleasant as would be expected when sporting administrators…

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Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men — The Betoota Advocate
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Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their party around. While Anthony Albanese and Peter…

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