Month: October 2022
Woman Who Contributes To Nationwide Ketamine Shortage Every Weekend Claims To Care About Horses — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Fitzroy local Rachel Durnham will be having absolutely nothing to do with her work’s Melbourne Cup activities today. Nope, not even the promise…
“Aw You’re Calling Your Nan?” Swoon Work Colleagues Unaware Bloke Is Just Sourcing Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has won some cute points this morning, after publicly declaring he’s making an effort to call his grandparents….
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“There Is No Substitute For Hard Work” Explains Local Real Estate Agent Driving A BMW — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man wise beyond his years has today offered up some advice to those out there who are struggling financially in these tough…
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…
New Dad’s Instagram Now Just Reposts Of Whatever His Baby Mumma Posts And Tags Him In — The Betoota Advocate
INGRID DOULTON | Internet | Contact There once was a time when local builder Tom Sticks was famous for his social media presence around town….
Teal Voters’ War Against Plastic On Hold For Halloween As They Cover Their Gorgeous Inner-City Terrace In Halloween Rubbish — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Most homes in the heavily-gentrified French Quarter are decked out top to bottom in plastic Halloween rubbish today as…
Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angie and Peter ‘Pistol’ Reyes don’t get out much nowadays. With three kids under 6 at home, and the shrinking window of home…
#NupToTheCup Activist Not Sure If He’s Got It In Him For A Third Year Of This Shit — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Melbourne local has today revealed to The Advocate that he may do away with one of his favourite annual traditions. On the…
Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local musician is cursing Netflix this week, admitting the latest Jeffrey Dahmer series continues to put a handbrake on his…