Month: September 2022
Isaiah Papili’i To Throw A Few Head Highs To Further Delay First Tigers Game — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Parramatta Eels second rower Isaiah Papili’i is preparing for the NRL Grand Final against arch rivals the Penrith Panthers.A twice crowned winner of…
Budget-Savvy Kmart Shopper Buys The Cheapest Iron Again For The 4th Time This Month — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A budget-savvy Kmart shopper who knows a bargain when she sees one has managed to pick up an entire steam iron for the…
Years Of Emotional Trauma Fixed As Robodebt Victim Receives Compensation Payout Of $11 — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact After years of being illegally hounded by the government to pay back thousands of dollars of debt he never owed in the first…
Raiders Fans Torn Between Supporting Arrogant Panthers Or Having The Longest Premiership Drought — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although not mandatory, supporters of the 14 footy clubs that don’t make the grand final will usually pick one team to cheer for…
Young Child At Grand Final About To Learn Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story we haven’t reported on in about 50 minutes, the NRL grand final between Penrith and Parramatta is kicking off this…
Brad Arthur Finally Gets His Hands On A VHS Player To Show His Team The Last Parra Premiership — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The old TV and VCR unit has been wheeled out at Bankwest this week as Arthur prepares to inspire the boys by showing…
Ivan Cleary Says He’s Not Interested In Mind Games This Year…Or Is He? — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Wayne Bennett busy assembling his pod in the idyllic Brisbane suburb of The, Ivan Cleary has taken up the 2022 job of…
Bloke Marrying Interior Designer Allowed To Pick Colour Of Wedding Table Undersides — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A groom-to-be has found out he’s involved in his wedding too as his graphic designer fiance has allowed him to pick the colour…
Local Bloke Files For Bankruptcy After Shouting A Round Of Plastic Schooeys At Sydney Olympic Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A modern Prometheus has learnt a painful lesson today after shouting a round at Sydney Olympic Park.Rocking up to the stadium that has…
2022 Koori Knockout Kicks Off With 80,000 Unconfirmed Sightings Of Latrell’s Dodge RAM In Nowra — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With storms battering the entire eastern seaboard, there’s only one thing to be doing this weekend. That is, turning on NITV and buckling…
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