Month: August 2022
Hvad er en bestyrelsesportal og et datarum ?
Som Karina siger: ”Jeg har altid helt bevidst arbejdet indenfor områder, hvor jeg på forhånd ikke har haft den store faglige erfaringen. Det giver helt…
DiCaprio Moves From Use-By To Best-Before, Breaking Up With GF 3 Months After 25th Birthday — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In highly comical but unsurprising news, actor and eco hypocrite Leonardo DiCaprio is reported to have split up with his girlfriend Camilla Morone…
“It’s Hard To Find Staff,” Says Business Owner That Finds It Hard To Pay Them Properly — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights publican says he’s struggling to find staff, like every other publican in the country, through no…
Aspiring Bodybuilder Filled With Rage After Seeing The Calves Of Sedentary Father In Law — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week grappled with some very strong feelings of jealousy after visiting his in-laws, which has caused him to…
Sydney Woman Spends 3 Hour Work Commute Thinking About How Excited She Is For New Stadium — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Sydney woman has today spent the morning trying to contain her excitement regarding an exciting event that is about to take place…
Local Immigrant White Enough To Be An ‘Expat’ — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Brit making a home for himself overseas is delighted to learn that he is white enough to be a productive expat instead…
Woman With Hectic Dating Schedule Helps Friends Keep Track By Using Very Descriptive Nicknames — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bachelorette has thoughtfully come up with a strategy to help her friends keep track of her dating life, by employing the…
Jetstar Wins Customers Back By Offering Sale On One Way Flights To Avalon At 6am On A Tuesday — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s favourite budget airline has today wowed the nation, with a sale that seems like it is too good to be true….
University Staff In Shock After Normal Bloke Gets Involved In Youth Politics — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Staff at the prestigious Betoota University are shaking their heads this week as an otherwise normal student made the call to get involved…
Local Woman Temporarily Puts Feminist Values Aside To Enjoy Some Golden Age Hip Hop — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact To quote the great Fleabag, local woman Victoria Lawson feels like a bad feminist. Though she tries very hard to abide to her…