Toby Rudolf Reveals He Was 100% Serious When He Said 'Anything' — The Betoota Advocate
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Toby Rudolf Reveals He Was 100% Serious When He Said ‘Anything’ — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cronulla Sharks prop Toby Rudolf has today thrown his support behind the introduction of an NRL pride round in the wake of Manly’s…

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‘Tattoos Are Permanent You Know’ Says Mum To Daughter She Keeps Pressuring To Give Her Grandkids — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today shown she’s gone the religious route, by picking and choosing what the definition of ‘permanent’ is. It’s alleged…

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Jersey Saga Causes Suburban Teen To Hold Off Coming Out To Parents That He's A Manly Supporter — The Betoota Advocate
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Jersey Saga Causes Suburban Teen To Hold Off Coming Out To Parents That He’s A Manly Supporter — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young suburban high school student has today revealed to The Advocate one of the struggles he’s gone through this week. Sean Williams…

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Laser Clinic Informs Woman She’ll Need 2K Worth Of ‘Preparation Creams’ To Go Ahead With $150 Treatment — The Betoota Advocate
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Laser Clinic Informs Woman She’ll Need 2K Worth Of ‘Preparation Creams’ To Go Ahead With $150 Treatment — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Lindsay Vacluse just wanted to get a fucking microneedling session. You see, when she’d spotted a deal for a half price…

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Katter Breaks Out Into 'All The Single Ladies' While Celebrating With His New Independent Sisters — The Betoota Advocate
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Katter Breaks Out Into ‘All The Single Ladies’ While Celebrating With His New Independent Sisters — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The GirlBossification of Bob Katter continues today, as the Member For Kennedy finds himself surrounded by 11 moderate female MPs that have followed…

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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate
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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A strange young man with the personality of a smacked dog has turned out to just be a typical Kiwi,…

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ATO Adds Exciting New Tipping Feature For True Patriots — The Betoota Advocate
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ATO Adds Exciting New Tipping Feature For True Patriots — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tipping culture continues to scrape for a foothold in Australia, the Australian Tax Office (ATO) is the latest group to get in on…

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Both Christians And Homosexuals Relieved To Not Hear This Bloke's Opinion On Pride Jersey Saga — The Betoota Advocate
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Both Christians And Homosexuals Relieved To Not Hear This Bloke’s Opinion On Pride Jersey Saga — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The catastrophic binfire caused by the Manly Sea Eagles media team’s attempt to be the first NRL club to wear a LGBTI rainbow…

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Bob Katter Denies New Crossbench Of Yuppie Female Independents Have Influenced His Fashion Sense — The Betoota Advocate
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Bob Katter Denies New Crossbench Of Yuppie Female Independents Have Influenced His Fashion Sense — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Parliament resumes two months after the cataclysmic political shift that was the 2022 Federal Election, The Member For Kennedy now finds himself…

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Stuart Ayres Agrees To Go Down For This Barilaro Business But Only If There's A Plum Trade Job Waiting For Him — The Betoota Advocate
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Stuart Ayres Agrees To Go Down For This Barilaro Business But Only If There’s A Plum Trade Job Waiting For Him — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact “Ok, fuckstick,” said NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet. “I’m not going down for this. You are.” Earlier today, the de facto…

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