NSW Liberal's Greatest Political Mind, David Elliot MP, Surprisingly Humiliated By Rail Union — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Liberals Greatest Political Mind, David Elliott MP, Surprisingly Humiliated By Rail Union — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After enduring generational damage to the Liberal Party brand at the 2022 Federal Election, the party’s rising talent within the NSW Government have…

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NSW Liberal's Greatest Political Mind, David Elliot MP, Surprisingly Humiliated By Rail Union — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Liberal’s Greatest Political Mind, David Elliot MP, Surprisingly Humiliated By Rail Union — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After enduring generational damage to the Liberal Party brand at the 2022 Federal Election, the party’s rising talent within the NSW Government have…

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Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact about the state of the nation under…

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Nepali Pub Chef Learns How To Cook Soupe à Loignon From Scratch With 10 Minute YouTube Tutorial — The Betoota Advocate
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Nepali Pub Chef Learns How To Cook Soupe à Loignon From Scratch With 10 Minute YouTube Tutorial — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news from one of Betoota’s most iconic watering holes, it can be confirmed that Nepali visa workers are carrying the entire…

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Resourceful Bachelor Saves Money On Chewing Gum By Going To Town On His Hoodie Drawstrings Instead — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke has this week been able to successfully curb his chewing gum habit by finding a suitable, albeit, less tasty replacement, with…

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Don Albanese Ramps Up War With Independents As Pocock Wakes Next To Severed Head Of Brumby Jack — The Betoota Advocate
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Don Albanese Ramps Up War With Independents As Pocock Wakes Next To Severed Head Of Brumby Jack — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The war between the major families of Australian federal politics has reached another low today. After a number of hits on Independent political…

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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate
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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Bureau of Statistics has yesterday released their first traction of data, which reveals that those identifying as Christian has seen a…

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Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets — The Betoota Advocate
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Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A year 7 student at Betoota Ponds Sports High has been treated for mild nicotine poisoning this morning, following an fateful encounter with…

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ICAC Commissioner Cancels Eurotrip Because Things Are About To Get Busy As Fuck — The Betoota Advocate
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ICAC Commissioner Cancels Eurotrip Because Things Are About To Get Busy As Fuck — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Commissioner at the New South Wales Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) has been forced to cancel his planned…

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Local Girl's Attempts To Delay Hair Washing With Slick Bun Sees Her Looking Like Draco Malfoy — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl’s Attempts To Delay Hair Washing With Slick Bun Sees Her Looking Like Draco Malfoy — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Taking a glimpse into her bathroom mirror, local woman Tess Thornton knows she’s pushing it a bit by prolonging her hair washing to…

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